gay beefin

[throathole]

The single sexiest thing a man can do is play sudoku on his phone

[neatfactuals]

Does wordscapes count

[throathole]

[mysticmuse0]

[thelove-rs]

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

[thatbitchsimone]

me when there is in fact a deadline

[ellis-peace]

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[ttrpgcafe]

I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.

[prokopetz]

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[despazito]

[coughloop]

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

[cogbreath]

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[homoluigi]

Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up

[cryptotheism]

I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let's get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.

[shelovesplants]

Crystal ball bong by cannastyle🙌🔮💜💨

[effemimaniac]

fuck it weed ball

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[paxamericana]

[wizardcore420]

[elmyra-is-tired]

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

[wizardcore420]

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

[theboynichmanuscript-deactivate]

[wizardcore420]

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

[sacred-portal]

[thelasagnaaquatic]

Had 2 acid trips this month, it’s psychedelic lasagna summer # 1. We out here in South Dakota representing that rainbow flag, fun in our tongues, burning in the sun. Anyways here’s todays top hit

🎵 Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you 🎶

[shieldfoss]

[stupjam]

the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together

[eldritch-strawberries]

Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think

[adonischildsupportcase]

Me shackled & seat belted getting beat to death by the gale force winds of her queef tornado 🌪

[naeneezy-deactivated20230824]

I didn’t deserve to read these words