life sucks, but it could be worse.

jelena, 20, she/they, multi, AO3

[shane-west]

SAM REID as LESTAT DELIONCOURT The Vampire Lestat 3.01 "Detroit"

[roanlovesvampires]

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

[v0idwraith]

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

[texasbama]

I'm giving the paps my pussycat with no idea I would be in a fang fight less than an hour later.

LESTAT + his cunty corset top

[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.01

[henrykudhirai]

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[lmondrawii]

messy sketches :]

[justhallucinating]

went outside and came across four cats in the span of like five minutes. did i die in my sleep and go to heaven?

[sillystigmata]

Surprise!

[crackinwise]

I want a silly Chreon situation where Leon is one of those guys that wakes up from anesthesia really out of it, specifically like that one guy that tried to hit on his own wife.

So, like, a loopy Leon seeing Chris when he wakes up and going "Oh damn, you're handsome. And ripped. You wanna go out sometime?"

And Chris would have to keep from laughing enough to say, "Leon, I'm already your husband."

"You're... MY husband? No shit?" Chris points out their matching rings. "That's awesome."

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So recently the mayor of my city placed a bunch of sharp stones under a bridge commonly used by homeless people to escape the harsh tropical storms we experience during the summer

A priest decided that was an utterly anti humanitarian course of action (rightfully so) and so his solution.. was to destroy those rocks with a hammer.

I'm not Catholic (in fact, I grew up Jewish and am now atheist) but I feel this is what religion is supposed to be about. Using the divine to help humans behave a little more... human.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Fuck it up Father Julio

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭