Mega Typhlosion

bonk

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[babyleaf]

[babyleaf]

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[spelonca]

What's the point of suffering if you can't be a little dramatic about it

[i-am-a-fish]

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

[mousidy]

DESPERATE MAD SCIENTISTS in your area want to do EXPERIMENTS on you

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[ammnontet]

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

please no i hate this post. please no

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

[musicguyworm]

what about ace to hell

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Going undefined queer to hell

[fyreblazes]

Going aro to hell

[jacob-the-gun]

Ooh, I like going aro to hell!

[smallpwbbles]

Not good at all.

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[kira-serialfaggot]

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

[the-lumpfish-queen]

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so"

[radioactivebirbchild]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

hella

[bunjywunjy]

who needs reality shows when you have Ceiling Bug Drama

[bunjywunjy]

brushing my teeth watching a gnat bumble around on the ceiling somehow juuust barely avoiding the bathroom spider's web each time while the spider is visibly trembling in frustration

[99dentay]

i liked the mental image of this

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @meowcrowaveradiation

this is like a good 15-30% of my friend groups at any given time

text: Transjester

[wyrmsquirm]

say cheese!

[academic-vampire]

𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔢

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]