[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

[thepunksink]

the only one of these I’ve liked ever 

[oi-punkpatches-deactivated20190]

I will re blog this every day ever

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[justyourbasicwhitegirl]

@freefalling26 when I first saw this, for some reason my brain said that those were his real back feet but the hair had been shaved off of them and they were just that tiny. Then I read the cation and almost cried

[hexensaber]

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

[justyourbasicwhitegirl]

@gooptastic1996 this was you with the lemon heads.

[lagonegirl]

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[krabby-kronicle]

[approach]

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

thank u for ur contribution, Iceland

[buckysarsenal-deactivated201912]

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[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

“look at this highlight”

[turrkishbae]

I can’t breathe omfggggghhh

[thatgirlhxna-deactivated2019040]

I love her

[sedexual]

“this is 24 karat, this is miracle from Alah.”

[childmagazine]

[adisneysoul]

That voice!!!! I unashamedly adore Donald duck :)

[gunrunnersarsenal]

so, does someone actually know/understand what he is [supposed] to be saying there…?

[adurot]

Something about kid napping princess Minnie to become king and ending with so we should run away as fast as we can.

[pembrokewkorgi]

“And he’s gonna kill us” is also in there.

[bakersthings]

I think I also heard “secret wall” and “spreading chaos”

[lesser-wedge-antilles]

 “Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie so he can become king -and he’s really a bad guy- and he has a secret lair and it’s really dark and scary! So the point is, he’s gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!”

[didyouknowmagic]

Years of kingdom hearts has prepared me for understanding this dialogue.

[neogandw]

I’m fluent in Donalduckesque.

[lavendersheetmask]

someone: *is completely toxic and not worthy of my time or attention* my damaged ass: hey 💖💕💗💓💞💘

[zackisontumblr]

me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode when…

[camisodo-deactivated20150320]

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

[subtleseas]

[hashtagloveloses]

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

[caiju]

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

[faeriviera]

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

[dragon-in-a-fez]

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

[christenisnotsocial-blog]

this is my favorite post

[yourenotbeneaththis]

i can’t not re blog this