Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamer

Author. Aiming to misbehave since 1991. Sidebar by @abd-illustrates

[system-of-a-machine]

IM ON TIME THIS YEAR FUCK YOU

[soosmain]

So Anime, just missing a big chest to shake around (to subvert expectations, he is flat as hell, because he needs more insecurities)

Sanguinius, to heal the soul

I just...cant get enough of him.

[occasionalvirgin]

Right wing manipulation tactics explained

[taraljc]

this is an epic exposure of how propaganda functions.

[wolveswolves]

By John Hyde

[val-the-princess]

I love when people are excited over the small things in life. I'm so happy you got that plushie you wanted. I adore that you got a cool yo-yo. I'm proud of you for finding joy in a new hobby. Keep enjoying life!

[cryptotheism]

do you know how the tiktok great disappointment is going

[astronomifier]

genuinely curious, what are the people who pull this grift expecting to happen when the date comes.

[cryptotheism]

They were expecting to be raptured. Lotta videos of sad people crying because they gotta get ready for work tomorrow. I'm not gonna lie I watched maybe four or five before I started feeling bad.

[evilkitten3]

the people who were actually grifting didn't expect it to happen i don't think

[cryptotheism]

It can be hard to tell, and vary from person to person. "Grifting" can be a misleading term here because the people who gain fame and notoriety from this often want it to be true themselves. I would describe it as a charismatic exercise. An attempt to trigger the rapture by simply believing that it will happen hard enough. I think of it like a stress response.

[forecast0ctopus]

the blondeification of james t kirk

[voraciouspangolin]

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[cryptid-on-a-string]

having a blorbo be like “Omg have you seen that one scene where he closes the door ????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Oh and that other scene where he’s eating food ???😍😍😍😍!!!!!!! omg I love him so much 💕💕💖✨🌸💕✨💖💕💓💗🌟🌸💕✨💓”

[wilwheaton]

“Imagine a scenario in which an investigative reporter uncovered a secret document from the White House. The document, in this hypothetical, showed Donald Trump quietly directing his attorney general to manufacture criminal cases against his political foes, without regard for evidence or propriety, as part of a brazenly corrupt and overtly authoritarian scheme. In this scenario, the investigative reporter who obtained this secret document would, in a normal and healthy democracy, have a scoop for the ages. The public exposure of such a document would instantly become the kind of story that would rock the political system, spark heated congressional hearings and generate questions about possible resignations. But in 2025, there’s apparently no need for an investigative reporter to uncover a clandestine plot — because the president published his scheme online for all the world to see”

— Why Trump’s directive to AG Bondi should be seen as an impeachment-level scandal

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[june-and-the-stars]

[justsomeguycore]

knock knock

[dismembered-jackalope]

who's there

[justsomeguycore]

deez

[dismembered-jackalope]

sigh

deez who ?

[justsomeguycore]

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

[the-dangerous-dolls-deactivated]

Open RP: Saeko

“Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts….”

[fakedick]

“Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?”

Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

“Make it work!”

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[singswan-springswan]

you're worried about the shotgun and not the bazooka

[atopfourthwall]

"I thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!" You need to watch more hospital dramas.