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u.s. | she/they | i am an adult

[r0zeclawz]

come live in my beautiful realm

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hbmmaster]

some primates are known to enjoy progressive rock music

[hbmmaster]

members of one species of great apes have been seen playing league of legends in their natural habitat

[delmondo]

the night before delta room 5

[toskarinfr]

unbelievable that there's been ANOTHER nintendo direct with absolutely no silksong news

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[dogpuppy]

[gay--dog]

walked in on 2 jpegs having sex in my recycle bin

[maidthings]

we can play a fun game where you pick some trait you think is your immutable self, and I can carve it out of you and leave it sitting uselessly in a surgical tray. Its all just meat, nothing more, nothing less

[segamascott]

if your reaction to any perceived injustice in another country is "america should intervene" you're either stupid or a bad person or both

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[chips1977]

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

[yorickless]

this for semen retention