Yeah, well,

♤ 29 / He They ♡ Something something ◇ I don't unmute the videos I reblog ♧ Most of my posts during the day were queued, I promise I'm asleep

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[vedurnan-archive]

the corpse of a flea became lodged in the frame of a porthole on the evening of June 3rd, 1802, preventing an airtight seal. 30 sailors were killed by ingestion of night air in their sleep

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[persianmom]

[my-dailydreams]

[godkissedme]

Well that’s between me and my flesh

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[kosmogrl]

[ratfuck]

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

[irisbleufic]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[iron-fifty-nine]

Just making sure this is very fucking clear

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.