a [RETIRED] side blog

[k'oh-nar: emotional vulnerability, fear of losing control]

[redwing]

girls start bands to make bangers and have fun. boys start bands because theyre scared of the word “bisexual” and to get into intense psychosexual homoerotic partnerships with their bandmates for a decade plus

[dragonomatopoeia]

when i was a kid I was really bad (or really good depending on your definition) at hidden object games. which is to say that I would not specifically search for the objects the book asked me to look for. no. that would make no sense. what i instead did was open a spreadsheet

i then proceeded to list every single object in the image in my excel spreadsheet, highlighting the objects the book asked me to find in red as i went. Then, by the end, not only had i found the objects, I had also found and categorized all of the other objects as well. This way, if anyone asked me to find any other objects in that image, i was fully prepared

on an unrelated note i was diagnosed as autistic before third grade

[hottestthingalive]

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

[hottestthingalive]

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

[heyepiphora]

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[deejay]

[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[neomedievalist]

im at your girls house changing their pronouns

[effable-as-f]

[oingomyboingos]

this is what the killers song is about

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

[kactusnz]

the patient was having an episode, and it was the beach episode.

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[tooies]

portal to the weird and a little bit scary dimension

[nutwit]

[catchymemes]

[mhalachai]

The best part of this: 

“Should I risk my life?”

Then, Slavically, “Yeah, I will do it for you.”

[fruitshake]

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

[cor-ardens-archive]

10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…

[eldamaranquendi]

Miranda Otto (Eowyn) on shooting “The Lord of the Rings”

[999moreyears]

i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything

[999moreyears]

Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one

[elmyra-is-tired]

I wish I could purr so my friends would heal and recover faster/better

[girlgerard]

i’m gonna write a longer post about this later but i think it’s really weird that people are worried about/disappointed in gerard whenever they wear more casual clothes for concerts. maybe it’s people not being here for the EU, or just being really accustomed to what the US leg has blown out of the water, but gerard has always mostly worn comfy clothing for shows. what makes them an unmatched frontperson is their performance, not their outfits. you’re going to a my chemical romance concert, why would you possibly complain that the frontperson was wearing pants/they played a lot of their more popular songs? this tour is so magical because against all odds it’s actually happening. it’s amazing to even be a part of it online, let alone in the arena.

[mcrbois]

“ugh gerard is wearing normal clothes 😐🙄” my friend, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS ON TOUR IN 2022

[renisnotaghost]

this is american rock band my chemical romance