Can't Kill A Bad Bitch

Name is Brock. Blog dedicated to Doctor Who. I'd die for Mickey Smith, Barbara Wright, and the 13th Doctor

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[farewell-wanderlust7]

So the Lord President basically ordered an execution on the Doctor and Susan? And Brax tipped him off allowing him to steal the TARDIS and escape? Kickstarting Doctor Who? And then Brax killed the President and made it look like an accident? All for his totally-not-little-brother? It was all Brax? It was all Brax? Well, excuse me while I CRY.

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Assorted companion support group things I've been thinking about lately because they would be funny:

-they tried to put all of the Doctors in order from youngest to oldest which started at least five arguments, upset at least three different people, and finally exploded when everyone realized Kate actually knows the correct order

-there is an ongoing debate about whether or not anyone has actually slept with the Doctor

-no one can decide if Mel gets cagey about her time with Glitz because she did bad things or if it's because they were together and she will not give them any hints

-similarly, no one can decide why Ace gets weird when someone brings up other time lords and Gallifrey

-a popular pastime is trying to test whether or not Donna is actually part Gallifreyan now, but they can't get her to do a blood test because she is violently terrified of needles, so they keep coming up with increasingly elaborate ways of testing her abilities

-Ruby keeps armchair diagnosing people and it always ends badly

-Kate has unilaterally banned any and all discussion about the timeline of UNIT's history because the dating controversy got so out of hand

-other banned topics include: "who is the Doctor's favorite", "who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS", "who is the TARDIS's favorite", and "which version of the Doctor is the most annoying"

-They've tried piecing together the Doctor's personal timeline before and have largely given up, seeing as half of them can't even piece their own timelines together. They have all agreed not to ask Fourteen about it because he is extremely unhelpful

-There is a running talley of how many times they've all encountered certain species like the daleks and the cybermen and everyone has come to the conclusion that the amount of times they've had to fight daleks is obscene. Ruby, who never encountered any of those, is hopelessly confused.

-EVERYONE starts shipping Mel and the Rani just to torment her

-There is an ongoing debate about who's timeline is the most fucked

-For her own safety, Jo is not allowed to participate in discussions about the Master

-Belinda goes to one meeting, thinks "these people are insane", and never comes back

-Jack Harkness doesn't come to meetings because the two times he went both ended with him getting hit in the nuts because he wouldn't stop flirting (Tegan got him the first time, Ace the second time). Donna is very upset to learn this.

-Everyone loves getting updates about Fourteen from Donna because she exclusively talks about him like he's some weird crusty old chihuahua she found in a dumpster

-Grace Holloway zoomed in to a meeting one time and was incredibly shocked at how blase everyone was about the fact that she kind of killed the Doctor one time.

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[lesbiandonnanoble]

nuwho’s toxic companion&doctor relationship level: if you don’t bring my boyfriend back from the dead i’ll throw this key in lava and lock you out of your home forever

classic who’s toxic companion&doctor relationship level: i will run a scientific experiment on you without your knowledge or consent that you could’ve died during and defend myself when you threaten to leave me. okay let’s never talk about this again

big finish’s toxic companion&doctor relationship level: i despise you for following me to the place i went to die alone. you are nothing to me but a reminder of mortality because i, monster that i am, need it. let’s hold hands so tight and for so long our skin begins to fuse, because i can’t live without you, because i want to no longer know what is you and what is me and be comforted by our sole identity, because i love you

[spirantization]

On the one hand, I think Fourteen should attend the companion support group so that everyone can share their grievances. He treated a lot of them quite poorly and they deserve the opportunity to express their feelings, and the Doctor needs to make amends as part of his own journey of healing.

On the other hand, I think Fourteen should be so pathetic that no one wants to yell at him. He shows up with his giant sad eyes like "I'm taking some time off travelling the universe because I realized I was using it as an unhealthy coping mechanism for millennia of trauma. I'm sorry dragging you all down with me. I'm seeing a grief counsellor about the death of several friends and the destruction of my homeworld. Yeah, I live in my friend's backyard now. Donna made me a chore chart and I get a sticker every time I wash the dishes. We're going shopping after this because she says I'm not allowed to wear the same clothes every day. I have to wait a whole week between episodes of the Great British Bake Off." and everyone's like oh what the fuck. I can't say anything now, he's got the constitution of tissue paper.

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Fourteenth Doctor forced to go grocery shopping. From a distance sees Martha Jones comparing two bottles of potato chips (or "the queen's crisps" because they're in the UK). Excuses himself to the produce section so he doesn't have to answer for a bunch of stuff. Unfortunately, as he's rounding the corner, he sees Yasmin Khan looking for a good bargain on spinach. Excuses himself to the cleaning supplies section so he doesn't have to answer a bunch of questions about why last week he made Yaz realize she was a lesbian and told her that they couldn't be together because she could never settle down, and then immediately turned into a gay man and retired with his heterosexual bestie. Realizing there's no way out of the store without passing one or both of them, he simply tries to blend in with all the brooms and hopes the moment passes.

[headcanonsandmore]

Sometimes, family is one genderfluid asexual timelord, a maths prodigy from another dimension, one brash Australian who got accidentally kidnapped and her alien girlfriend who is the only one with any common sense.

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Classic Doctor Who: And so Nyssa parted ways with Tegan on ‘Terminus’, never to see her closest friend ever again. 

Russell T Davies, forty-odd years later: I’m about to pull what we call a “pro writer move”-

[graniteslab]

i like old doctor who, because the plot will be "the earth's core turns people into werewolves" and the doctor will be like "ah yes, it is because of the deep earth werewolf goo" and everyone is like "ohhhh"

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doctor who heritage post

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weird romana lore:

in her very first appearance romana pronounces her name as 'romanadvoratnalundar'. this is never brought up again

lalla ward is a literal aristocrat and her great-grandmother was an anglo-irish illustrator and amateur scientist, documented as the first person in the world to die in a motor vehicle accident

post cancelled what the fuck

[ianofgallifrey]

Hmmm. Pain.