xian

one of the spooky scary skeletons

[graniteslab]

i like old doctor who, because the plot will be "the earth's core turns people into werewolves" and the doctor will be like "ah yes, it is because of the deep earth werewolf goo" and everyone is like "ohhhh"

[graniteslab]

One of you put this on Reddit

[mergers-and-executions]

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[dogpuppy]

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

You can't convince me Canada is a real place

[pdfbabe]

do the people know that zohran gave all new yorkers free access to heated rivalry on ebook/audiobook during the snowstorm. truly the greatest city on earth

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

oh my god you're not kidding

[joyflameball]

[zwoelffarben]

#‘mamdani is going around and personally tucking every new yorker into bed and making them hot cocoa’

How many beds?

[mumblesplash]

oh you know

[mumblesplash]

the situation in new york rn 💯💯💯

[mumblesplash]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[lemecestmoi]

Choose one

[inthefallofasparrow]

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[natureell]

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[graniteslab]

its fucked up that birds time is in the morning and not at night. why can't it be birds time all the time?

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[nohoperadio]

Have you ever kissed a tree (on its bark)?

yes

no, and I have no intention of ever doing so

no, but I'd like to find out how it feels sometime

Voting ended onJan 14

[graniteslab]

30% of people are lame

😗🌳

[tim-official]

me at the grocery store: ugh I just want to find a brand of chips that doesn't have any wisecracking skeletons in it

the ever dependable québécois tostitos: