So the live action Tokyo Revengers movie has fast become a new obsession
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So the live action Tokyo Revengers movie has fast become a new obsession
Feeling nostalgic for these musicals again. I really miss this cast so much
Something about Sebastian with balloons gives off IT vibes - innocently sinister
My favourite scene from Campania! Sebastian’s initial confusion when Ciel pushes him off gets me every time!
So, this view greeted me out my side window a few days ago
Mr Claes Steal Yo Girl Bang Claes arrives around 1:50 Any Russian or Danish friend that is able to translate this?
Background: in 2017, a Danish ex-politician Per Zeider was prosecuted for inviting girls into various events and organising orgies afterwards.
I won’t be translating verbatim in the beginning, only when it comes to our guy:)
The comedian is comically ‘complaining’ that it is very difficult to be a man in 2017 (referring to the Zeider case).
'Everything you do is taken for pimping. It is the fault of #metoo. What can we do? Here’s a little guide.
Cue to scene in bar.
Guy (to woman): 'Hey, you look tired. Just like a tired pussy.’
Woman: no reaction.
Guy: 'ooookey.’
A voice: 'It’s hard to be a man in 2018.’
Guy: 'you tell me! Even with money and power, it’s less fun.
After #metoo, it’s impossible to distinguish flirting and violence.
Sleeping pills?
The voice:
'In 2018, it is forbidden for men to:
'Use women for their purposes.’
'Oggle them lustfully.’
'Engage in manspreading in busses.’
'Touch women without written permission.’
'Explain anything to women.’
'Flirt with them in an idiotic way.’
'Call them whores (or call escorts, I’m not sure here - garlicbreakfast)
'With one exception…’
Guy (looks startled): 'What? What exception?’
'The voice:
UNLESS YOU’RE CLAES BANG!
The guy: 'Do I look like Claes Bang?’
The voice: 'Wondering? Visit www.erjegclaesbang.dk, print out his picture and do the comparison.
Guy ( does exacly that and concludes): 'Shit.’
The voice: Yes, it’s not given to everyone.
Claes Bang (does the comparison and bingo - he looks like Claes Bang!)
100% new Claes Bang!
So, if you look like Claes Bang, everything is completely different:
Claes walks in the street, says to a woman: 'Your shoes beautifully emphasize your ass!’ Woman smiles.
Goes over to the couple, steals the girl, the guy smiles and says to her: 'Have a good time, darling!’
The conclusion: It’s 2018, and as a simple man, you can do nothing, unless you’re Claes Bang!
(I’m not sure I agree with the message, but here we are! - garlicbreakfast.)
Omg his blonde hair
an ode to ~that thing~ claes does whenever he walks/moves/breathes/does anything
fucking suave ass bitch, just do/kill me already
his fucking LIP LICK before he kissed her holy shit
fuck yeah
New obsession, I guess...
Claes Bang being confused about french
French IS really long
end my suffewing
Pewish
Had to share, made me laugh.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
“I was going to go lick a patient”
Remember the real heroes during these tough times.
I don’t even care that this video is an advertisement. The kind of spirit the man in this story portrays is the kind of spirit which we should all strive for. 💚
Being a good person just for the sake of it. Imagine that.
This has always been when of my all time favorite commercials. And I never fail to cry.
“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.”
- Gandalf, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Bro when the kid turned up in her new school uniform I about started crying bro
We all started crying
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Him face = Good luck
this is a golden pepe it appears only once in 20000 memes this is the rarest of the rare pepes reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again
The only gold I’m likely to see for the foreseeable future
Comp of my favourite guns
please add on this is fucking wild
You know what this does.
this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.
what’s that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOU’LL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.
Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. It’s called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.
You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners.
This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DON’T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.
“this isn’t even a gun?” NO IT IS. IT’S CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only guns “for self defense” correct me if im wrong.)
“this is a mace?”
NO DUDE THIS WAS CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.
take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS.
YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.
THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND IT’S A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUN
“well that’s an odd frame for a gun.”
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE
Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. IT’S AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.
You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE IT’S WEIGHT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM
YOU SEE THIS GUN? IT’S CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.
YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.
This is called a vomit gun. and you’re right! this doesn’t fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)
this isn’t a special ammo shotgun.
it’s a grenade launcher.
this is exactly what you think it is.
30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO END THIS.
Every single one of these sounds like a metal gear weapon
All of these guns must be used at the Phantomhive estate at one point.
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
help me pass my finals roger
Cute fish
ghost choir 👻 🎵
I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET
I WAS WRONG
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE
Happy Halloween the 1st!
Love it.
Don’t know why.
Ghosts, I guess