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She/her and just fucking tired

[sport-news-daily]

they had to call off the Ball Game because a tiny pig hatched from the Ball. awww

the pig will join every sport

[stonerparty]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[bobo-razzmatazz]

truly and earnestly i need you all to jnow that im dead serious here i did not make a post with this image. i left tumblr open on my screen during a conversation anf looked back and this was there.

[oneheadtoanother]

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[shortcircuit908]

mutuals... my greatest secret is that i am shortcircuit908 on every platform i've ever been on. find me there.

[shortcircuit908]

discord. steam. github. i'm there. bluesky. i don't and won't use it but it's there. factorio forums. yup. remember cohost? i was there. shortcircuit908.

[dragongirlsnout]

that's right! you live on my hard drive now :>

[shortcircuit908]

waow... hey can i get some jpegs in here or something

[shortcircuit908]

hello?

[shortcircuit908]

it's so dark

[shortcircuit908]

something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched m

[dragongirlsnout]

Oops! That wasn't supposed to be there, sorry

[shortcircuit908]

my spoole :) #myspoo

[curioscurio]

with a taste of yer lips ahm on a reyede agagagga yer toxic ayme slippin un der

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[sourcreammachine]

me with 9 oven gloves that look like andy burnham

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[freakoutgirl]

one of my fears is that i'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not knowing that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile i'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[spiribia]

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Quiet joys w/ Marge

[miraclemaya]

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Charles guiteau

[communistrainbowdash]

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[prime89]

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.