Yikes™

listen this is just a mess of all different topics I find entertaining mushed together

[bobross]

…yeah

[chefpyro]

Things I like: those pieces of fanart that depict pokemon trainers as sinister, all-powerful individuals by utilizing hard shadows and surrounding them with very strong, intimidating pokemon

[gearholder]

[chefpyro]

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

[tamamita]

Illustrated by: Kōhei Horikoshi, known for writing and illustrating Boku no Hero Academia.

[ivanisly-kun]

Horikoshi is too powerful

[eroscestlavie]

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

[prufrocking-deactivated20170429]

And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

[i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger]

he literally painted adam and steve

[the-evil-twin]

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

[fairytaleonfire]

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

[margo-thedestroyer]

the magicians incorrect quotes

[minsbutt]

[all-that-once-slithered]

[lustwithoutlore]

Me, trying to handle all my problems:

[knifekirby]

I’m not sorry

[moami]

You know, I’ve actually never seen Neon Genesis Evangelion so I think I’ll watch it. Apparently it’s one of those animes “that everyone has seen”. It only has 26 episodes, too. Quite short. How much can even happen in 26 episodes?

[moami]

I’m almost halfway through and everyone’s telling me that something big is coming but ??? I’m not seeing it?? The psychological conflicts of putting fucking 14 year olds (why that age??) into robots is obvious but?? where is this heading? also I hope Shinji catches a break soon, he’s really goddamn stressed.

[moami]

me, in the beginning: who the hell fucked up earth this badly that they had to fucking rebuilt tokyo

me, after episode 15:

[moami]

okay so the plot is picking up a little, more robots, Shinji melting into a robot, wait did Dr. Akagi kill Rei but Rei is still alive?

[moami]

everyone in the tags is screaming at me and mocking me for saying “how much can happen in 26 episodes” but I’m on episode 22 and while there were a few crass reveals, I’m still waiting for whatever made you guys lose your minds? 

[moami]

Wait she’s a clone and they’re keeping all her empty BODIES around?! That’s creepy as fuck oh yikes, was that the big reveal, that’s horrifying

[moami]

Why do they need a fifth child and who the hell is it

[moami]

Oh! New character! But why is this white-haired boy humming Ode to Joy? He’s friendly!! This is nice!!!

[moami]

Did… DID HE JUST confess to Shinji?! I thought this was mecha action, not romance oh gosh, they’re cute together.

[moami]

He says he loves him!! Awww

[moami]

what

[moami]

Oh my god

[moami]

BUT THEY ARE IN LOVE

[moami]

He wasn’t an angel he was YOUR ANGEL HOLY SHIT

[moami]

This was the worst idea I’ve ever had. I’m so sad and don’t know if I exist or if life has meaning.

[sunkissedbts]

© TAETAE MARO DO NOT EDIT

[fozzie]

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

[fozzie]

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

[insomniacabysswatcher]

[jonsnowboard]

[breadnoise]

tell me if my voice isn’t real

[moishe-pipick]

[motherhenna]

[simul-saints-and-sinners]

Our sinful human natures have been around for a long time. Memes too, apparently. 

[turing-tested]

yet another reminder idk how to socialize with human beings

[turing-tested]

i was stimming by crunching some saltines with in their lil package and this new girl was like “whatchya doing hal” and without thinking i said “practicing what im gonna do to your bones”

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Just like Beethoven would have wanted.

[kamenhusband]

[kirbyfanneox]