too emo too fast

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[apas-95]

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

[despazito]

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[biteybeast]

[crazy-brazilian]

[buggle-404]

The creature

[yellow-cat]

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[yellow-cat]

come on man

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[tuxankhamun]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[laboradorescence]

[jelloapocalypse]

This is what the vertical video format was invented for

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

crying

[javascript-official]

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[techne-makre]

dick cheney dying on election day got me thinking about how i never gave you a vote of confidence. i was a dick who was only cheining you down. i would go to war for your bush baby 🥀

[depsidase]

[bonesbeetle]

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.