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Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."
impeccable reasoning, no notes.
trying to keep my commentary on the hockey yaoi to a minimum but I am crying laughing at the episode 6 Hollanov relationship status conversation where they establish that they've accidentally become monogamous because they've fallen too intensely in love with each other, and that they want to rearrange their professional lives so they can live closer and have more excuses to see each other, and then perhaps stay together forever and maybe come out publicly after they retire, but NOT, I repeat NOT, that they are boyfriends
yuna hollander said “fuck ilya rozanov” to her autistic son and had the audacity to be shocked when he followed her instructions to the letter
losing my MIND over the fact that Ilya probably thinks he's actually helping when they go to Shane's parents' house.
They get there and Shane is like "Ilya and I are, uh..." and Ilya is like "hmm we haven't talked about this but I know Shane is really uncomfortable right now, so I will shout out the one (1) english word I know that describes this situation. LOVERS."
Then they're talking about how long they've been together and Shane is like "since our rookie season" and Ilya is like "well, hold on now, you said you don't like lying to your parents, so let's be very clear about when this started. We have to be so clear about the fact that it started the summer before our rookie season. Wait, would it make you feel better if I give your parents the exact date and time of our first hookup?"
And then Yuna is like "you've been in love that long?" and Ilya is like "I need you to understand I've been drilling your son into mattresses from here to Florida for the last decade, but I can't say that because I want you to be my mother in law, so are you picking up what I'm putting down?" and Shane is like ILYA and Ilya is like "I am ANSWERING MY MOTHER IN LAW'S QUESTIONS"
And then he drinks his vodka and eats his pasta in his Boston shirt, very proud of himself for being sooooo supportive, meanwhile Shane is actively praying for a black hole to swallow him up
HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1x02 -> 1x05
I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com
kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious
I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.
Jason: How long do you think it'll be until Tim finally snaps and commits murder?
Dick: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.
imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.
“what’s the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?”
this is the best movie to ever exist and will never be beat
I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.
HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die
the general concensus being "if we die the clown wins"
Gotham really is the perfect scientist trap, like every scientist in the world is either at "I could fix it" or "I could make it worse" with a few that are like "I could study so so SO good it and win a Nobel"
It's basically the most frantic game of whack-a-mole/herding cats. All STEM majors have a 100-level required class on why you can't go to Gotham.
I bets that's really hard/confusing for the kid from Gotham who whent to school out of state and took Gotham 101 as an easy A.
And ends up fistfighting a TA because they used a Google image of her grandma's house in a slide show.
New backstory for Calendar Man as a Gerontologist who just absolutely lost it
Roy as this one quote from the Pilot in Arrow:
Roy: Have you noticed how hot your brother’s gotten?
Dick:
Roy:
Roy: Because I have not.
the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform
No, It reads like it was written by Jason and Stephanie.
Tim would not allow Dick Grayson slander-- that is his hero.
Now I'm imagining Jason and Steph post patrol playing with little legos after Bruce pissed them both off, and Dick was kinda just going along with it
Stephanie (in a joker voice): I'm rubbing my Butt all over your stuff. We're gonna have to rename this the Buttmobile Jason, Dying of Laugher: Tone it down Steph, the joker isn't this funny
Stephanie, (Batman Voice): I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent.
Jason (Robin!Dick voice): My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick. Steph, snorting out her tea: Well children can be cruel
Both of them together: Who Always pays their Taxed? NOT BATMAN!!!
(I have no clue why Brubabs is in there, I think both of them would HATE the idea of that, but maybe it's just cut out lmao)
BruBabs is Tim's addition because Babs locked him out of his devices (to get him to sleep) and Tim decided to curse her with the worst Imaginable torture (dating Bruce even fictionally)
