Fucking prude.

yo i'm a 24 year old girl (she/her only). Gay Australian in love with mineta minoru My commissions are always open Pfp drawn by me - My account is primarily fandom, funnies, and the odd personal art but every now and again there will be discourse. I don’t care if our opinions don’t align unless ur a cunt or make it my problem. I don’t take tumblr seriously my loves so engaging with me is at your own discretion. - If ur under 18 you can interact but don’t be weird to me. We can be friends but don’t come on to me. - I answer every anon/ask be invasive idc fr. That doesn’t mean i’ll be polite.

[kalopsia-ever-present]

Not to be from an alcoholic culture on main but its realllly funny when americans make joke-y binge drinking posts and the numbers are less than twenty in 5 hours. When aussies drink we go hard. 12 drinks in six hours is barely enough to make the average aussie tipsy lmao

[kalopsia-ever-present]

Looking at this on my health record like a mother looking at a photo of her dead son after just receiving the news he died in ww2.

[dogpuppy]

[eruditence]

guess they’re tired of hearing another british tragic poetic supernatural backstory again

AND WHY IS SEBASTIAN THINKING

[kalopsia-ever-present]

Honestly i really liked working the online/personal shopping at my last job because when we subbed we literally did anything.

Oh you wanted two 500ml Chocolate milk? Too bad we're out. Here's two 2L instead cus we need to match product amount as much as we need to ensure the sub is equal or more weight.

I once gave an entire kilo of milo (powdered chocolate mix) instead of 250g bc everything else was out.

And the best part??? ITS NO EXTRA XHARGE TO THE CUSTOMER AND SOMETIMES WE LIED AND SAID AN ITEM HAD NO SUBS BUT GAVE IT ANYWAY BC THE COMPUTER REFUSED TO LET US SUB.

On god if you online shopped and i packed your order you were eating well. I had the highest complete order rate for a reason

[ticket-to-hell-lottery-winner]

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[kalopsia-ever-present]

Hi can we kirk pauline hanson already?

[kalopsia-ever-present]

Cracker

Call me polly, cracker is the name of the Dr

[whatlittleboys-aremadeof]

Morty is Rick's password. Let that sink in. Not Diane. Not Beth. It’s Morty.

[kalopsia-ever-present]

And lets not forget the password is tied to his emotional state. Rick isnt able to (easily) unlock his tech unless morty is happy/comfortable/safe/whatever contingency he made.

Because the implication is that if morty doesn’t feel safe, then Rick agrees he shouldn’t have access to his tech. Rick cares if morty is happy. Rick cares that morty feels safe around him.

Dear god why is season nine the rickorty season every single episode has major implications

[kalopsia-ever-present]

I just saw a dvd of a movie i had on vhs be called vintage

[targetedknowledge]

[filmphotofranz]

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[kalopsia-ever-present]

bro wants to be sucked long and hard thru their jorts

[dogpuppy]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[kalopsia-ever-present]

Oh my god ep 4 did it again

How many rickorty plots are we going to get this season