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elliot | 27 | she/her | recovering tumblr rp addict

[theehorsepusssy]

[targetedknowledge]

[madeofklay]

I just had to draw them

[atlas-sharted]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Oh thank God a reputable profession

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[thepoisonroom]

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

[thepoisonroom]

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[larval-tear]

me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules

severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

guy who lives with me

[chillyfeetsteak]

yeah

[chillyfeetsteak]

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

[nyxandshion]

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[libraford]

I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

[libraford]

English speaking child: baby! Baby!

Spanish speaking child: ¡esta bebe!

Excited screaming from both.

Spanish: -produces a toy of some kind-

Excited screaming both.

Spanish: do... do you...quieres... ahhh...

English: do you want to come pl-

Spanish: ¿juega conmigo? -toy makes a sound-

Excited screaming both

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them