The Ultimate Plant-based Beverage with Added Sugar

~ I'm Justin, I'm 31 and I like he/him pronouns. Fic requests are always open! If you want me to tag anything all you have to do is ask.

[kaviiinsky]

fuck a comfort tv show, what’s ur comfort video game playthrough

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[barnsburntdownnow]

Full Moon Over Mt Hood Ron Brown; Oregon March 2, 2026

[lemonsweet-moved]

Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB

Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*

Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[kamikaze2007]

It's been a while since the crabs raved, please let them party

[kamikaze2007]

Not what I meant but we don't look a gift horse in the mouth

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[amygdalae]

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

[reallycoolsoup]

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

[amygdalae]

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

[tyako89]

[kimwazak]

[kamikaze2007]

It's been a while since the crabs raved, please let them party

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[hoshizoralone]

luci 🦋

[hoshizoralone]

missing ikesoren

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[kamikaze2007]

A Lumiose Story

Jacinthe plans to host a grand event to raise the spirits of everyone in Lumiose after the events of the story. However, somehow she incurs the ire of several Pokemon in the process. Wonder how that'll turn out...

Find out in my new fanfic, A Lumiose Story on AO3!

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one