[percyjackson-post]

Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piper’s social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.

Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.

Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.

Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!

Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's. 

Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.

Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears

Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)

Part 2!

[sapphicseymour]

voicemails for isabelle didn't just use two underrated songs from taylor swift on the soundtrack, they made it for the swifties

the taylor swift jokes at the pool were SUCH swiftie humour i love it

also to build a home by the cinematic orchestra in a movie never fails to make me cry

[kanabefairy]

I internally screamed when marjorie and New Year's Day started playing on screen.

and don't even get me started on the pool scene. the moment his friend said 'I miss the old Wes', I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO CRACK THAT JOKE. The movie has voicemails in its name, of course they were going to crack the 'can't come to the phone right now' joke.

The entire movie soundtrack was *chef's kiss*

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[gabeofcrows]

its kaz brekker holy fuck

[caleshairtie]

So... here's some "not my circus, not my monkey" memes in context of TCF. Except we all know they do be monkeys in each other's circus and then claim they ain't owning any circuses.

Well, that's because they do be going everywhere to cause chaos, including you, the ringleader clown.

Again, Cale-coded, sooooo....

Choi Han really be the poster kid of justice and good... until you threaten his family. Then be ready to get the royal treatement, French Revolution style.

Yes, Alberu, they are. And yes, Cale is heading them. Get your gold plaques ready.

Yess, drag Cale into the ownership. Drop the responsibility and the gold plaques on him and run.

Poor Beacrox, the collateral damage. Handling kids, destruction and food all at the same time.

Ron is the reason Beacrox is the collateral damage, since he keeps sending his son as the errand boy.

It is technically his territory where his eldest son is running around, doing shit to attain his "Slacker life" that he himself actively be chasing away.

In all honesty, whenever Witira shows up in TCF novel, she always be so confused with the new shit Cale be pulling.

Like, girl, get used to it. This man ain't gonna sit quietly unless he faints.

To me, this is Eruhaben-coded. He be sooooo much enamoured (platonically) with Cale and his infamous bad luck that he agreed to babysit the entire Cale and co.

Our beloved Goldy Gramps, adopting kids at the very ripe age of grandpa.

[thecaffineshake]

Story time!

I need to read a fic where, after Chung Myung dies, he goes up to heaven or wherever and just chills will everyone in death. He's up there for a hundred years getting to live his post-war life with Tang Bo as they watch Earth from above, and then he's either knocked out and wakes up in the body of Sam Cho as usual or is dragged down to possess the body like Wei Wuxian.

The whole story is the same except for the fact that, while dead, both Chung Myung and Tang Bo figure out that spirits can interact a little bit with the living realm so Tang Bo ends up following Chung Myung around, pranking both him and everyone else around Chung Myung by knocking stuff over or something (involving knives, I'm sure). Maybe if Chung Myung is just possessing the body of Cho Sam, he can still actually see Tang Bo.

Idk, there's probably a lot someone could do with that, BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS A FIC LIKE THIS OR IS WILLING TO WRITE IT, BLESS YOU AND PLEASE LMK

[kanabefairy]

The Tang family arc would have been hella lot funnier if we gotten Tang Bo narrating and as usual ragebaiting Chung Myung. Imagine during the duels, Tang Bo spews some tang family secrets and Chung Myung blurts it out too, and the rest of the Tang family who are watching and thinking this guy's lost his marbles and he somehow knows the super-secret of the Tang family and they go 'HUUH??' Chung Myung who ends up running and hitting nothing in particular, while Tang Gunak starts wondering if he made the correct choice(the Five Swords just got used to his antics lmao). OR Tang Gunak just wondering if his ancestors would roll out of their graves for choosing Mount Hua, meanwhile the actual spirit of his ancestor is going around the Tang estate cackling and pranking his family and the elders because he never got a chance to get payback for kicking him out.

[egophiliac]

do you like deuce! he looks so cute in his new birthday card...

THE SUMMER BOYS ARE BLUE!!! oh my goodness. I love when Deuce gets to dress up like a little Lord Fauntleroy and be all fancy for a little bit. 💙💙💙 ...although there is something wonderful to me specifically that Deuce is the one who gets to be a frilly lacy fancylad, versus Ace going full Victorian street urchin. it is the correct option, don't get me wrong, it's just also hilarious.

[goth-queen]

[raynewolferune]

My ADHD ass: "A Beach"

[valersus]

(Percy, Nico & Thalia roadtrip)

Percy: *sleeps peacefully on the backseat*

Percy, a second later: *falls onto the floor with a shriek* wHAT THE FUCK?!

Thalia: uhh I hope you didn't break your neck...

Percy: who.

Percy: the fuck.

Percy: let YOU drive.

Thalia: well you very inconveniently fell asleep, and we needed to keep going, and Nico...

Nico: I don't even know how to... *waves vaguely, forgetting an English word* ...to get this thing moving.

Thalia: so I'm a driver now.

Percy: DRIVER MY ASS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE STEERING WHEEL UNTIL WE HIT EVERY TREE IN THIS FOREST!!

Thalia: but you need rest-

Percy: I'LL REST IN HELL!! I'll drive non-stop for three more nights if it's what it takes to keep my neck unbroken, thank you very much.

[kittiediangelo]

NEW CAMP HALF BLOOD BOOK THIS SEPTEMBER YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

[ivanessenceart]

This was a little fan concept of mine that I have been working on for a while, I reimagined the characters of Heroes of Olympus if they had lived during the year 800 A.D. with the coronation of Charlemagne in the Dark Ages. Tensions with the East and West begin with the coronation of Charlemagne by the pope and declared the Emperor of the Romans despite Basilissa Irene of Athens in the Eastern Roman Empire, with the Italian peninsula as the battleground for their Cold War, the camps of the Latin and the Greeks prepare for a war that could decide the fate of the Dark Ages. It has been a favorite idea of mine to see a Game of Thrones-esque Cold War story from the Dark Ages after the fall of the Western Roman Empire, so I decided ‘Why don’t I do it instead but with my favorite series as the mold?’

Hopefully you guys enjoy this little project of mine.

[ninahufflepuff]

Claim your ticket guys:D

[queenpersephoneofficial]

get yalls while it lasts, lol

[zzenntsu]

big three

[bugwolfsstuff]

Realized that with Rhea's canon characterisation (ToA), she wouldn't harm the TA members in my Kronos sends creepy gifts and letters to her via his army headcanon and decided that she is either adopting them, convincing them to leave or giving them the resources to have a better life.

At some point Alabaster becomes the sole delivery boy for this task solely because he wont falter and defect. He is carrying the team atp.

Rhea is trying her hardest to get this little boy to see the light and choose a better path and he is fighting her at every turn.

Lowkey they genuinely hate each other at this point but refuse to say it because Kronos likes his wife very much and will get offended if he says anything bad about her and Rhea is trying to keep her serene and calm lifestyle. Also they're both really stubborn.

—!——!—

Rhea: My poor child, my ex has misled you.

Alabaster: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TITANESS. COME ON GUYS WE'VE DELIVERED THE PACKADGE LETS GO.

Silena: *was making flower crowns* nooo ):

Chris: *was tie dying a shirt* nooo D:

Rhea: Ethan darling, you like balance. My lifestyle provides lots of inner balance!

Alabaster: GET IN THE CAR. GET IN THE CAR. GET IN THE CAR.

[misteria247]

Picture with me you the player you come from our world. Which means you have the ability to say the most out of pocket shit to mess with the Twst cast. I'm talking like-

"Ah tunnels they remind me of the catacombs in Paris."

"Oh catacombs how interesting! Is there a specific area for them in your world?"

"Nah man they're all beneath the entire city streets."

"........What-"

Or shit like-

"Ya know there's certain areas in America that people avoid."

"Oh? Are they dangerous?"

"Well if by dangerous meaning people just up and disappear into the void because of local legends of creatures and spirits attacking them then yeah."

"Prefect. Prefect where the FUCK do you live?"

There's potential here do you see what I'm putting down?????

[murasaki-cha]

"Blackjack! Where the hell have you been loca?"

[kanabefairy]

This photo deserves to be a meme in its on right.

It's giving like, 'Whatsup dude'

and

'Where the f were you? it's 2 in the morning.'

[theonewhowasnotput]

Just Imagine

As a manhwa fan, I have to say this, but imagine a Yuusona who has the same reaction to suffering an isekai and the same determination as Eris Miserian to return home, where no matter what this new world brings, that will be her main objective and nothing and no one will stop her from achieving it.

She initially possessed the kindness and empathy of a normal teenager, but after a certain time in Twisted Wonderland, she began to realize that this alone would not be enough to survive and adopted a behavior somewhat similar to Penelope Eckart's, in that she begins to use people to gain their sympathy and ensure her safety in this incredibly dangerous new world (but she may still feel some guilt for it, since, unlike Penelope, she always saw these people as real).

After going through so many situations where she was almost killed, acquiring several new traumas, and still having to live daily with the same people who recently tried to kill her and others who can be incredibly selfish and aggressive towards her for no apparent reason (I'm not talking directly about the main characters who appear in the game, although most of them were quite cruel to Yuu during the main story, is more about the other students at the school, since i'm sure Yuu has been bullied since they arrived) She develops the ability to mask her true feelings and mental state from others, just like Rudbeckia de Borgia (my girl deserves the world, to hell with Caesar and Freya).

PS: Bonus points if she possesses any skill that helps her, like ballet or gymnastics.

But that's all I wanted to say, see you later.

[nicothespy]

i don’t like this but have some solangelo. theyre touching atoms….. this is my first solangelo art ever btw >_< ever ever ever