uhhhhhh

im kinda just here, I dont really have a thing sorry for the default icon i just dont have anything worth using in my mid 20s

[mousidy]

um ew I'm not attracted to people based on their "genders" 🙄 I'm attracted to them based on their government sex assignments

[mousidy]

nothing gets me hot and bothered like a state enforced classification

[maidslime]

It's so wild to see the response to the word transandrodork. Like. I coined that years and years and years ago and multiple blogs ago. I coined it because I needed a way to refer to people who believe in transandrophobia and no other term had been presented yet. And I always have a dumb knack to make up new terms for groups, but they never catch on with anyone outside of maybe like, ten people that follow me.

So to see transandrodork get used on multiple social network sites by people I've never heard of that likely has no idea who I am feels so weird. Like, I'm just calling them dorks and now y'all are too. But you also have people politicizing it now and saying "it's transphobic" like no it's not I'm just saying the word dork.

It's just weird. I just needed a word for a political ideology that didn't exist. I wouldn't see transandrbro for a while and when I did finally see it I just hate using the word bro. Dork is playful and silly, the point has always been I want to be dumb and silly with shit and decided to reach into my inner Kevin (Ed Edd & Eddy). And now there are people acting like it's a slur. Like come on.

And now Im getting told to kill myself for it. For the word dork.

[elfstrogenized]

Having an egg allergy in the climate of vegan diets being huge is so infuriating because every time I try to look for egg free options all the pre-compiled lists are explicitly and specifically vegan options. Which is cool and all but like. I'm not vegan. I just want to know what foods and places to eat won't actually kill me. Don't even get me started on the upcharge egg-free mayo gets just because they can slap the vegan label on it.

[dykecinema]

[sapphireh3arts]

i think it's important that you know i'm sending like every other post of yours to my girlfriend

we're taking your ideas. ours now. communism world

our posts

[sapphireh3arts]

"trans men talking about their oppression die by my sword" ah ok

my bio says transandrobros die by my sword, not trans men! trans men are not automatically transandrobros!!!! transandrobros are not "talking about their oppression"!!! they are a revival of mens rights activists who refuse to accept they have societal power over woman because they are men! their oppression is because they are trans, not because they are men. begging y'all to stop thinking about yourself for one fucking second and look around at the women around you who are hurt every day by your insistence that men have it worse and refuse to open your eyes to the realities of women's struggles!!!! trans women are being murdered everywhere and y'all are complaining that you weren't targeted for trafficking by epstein!!!! y'all are fucking jokes!!!!

[timemachineyeah]

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

[timemachineyeah]

On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”

This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”

[tooaceforthisspace]

We love the character development

[galileoace]

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain

[mollyjames]

Isekai only instead of waking up in a fantasy world it's the real world and I'm suddenly 33 years old

[diceof20]

That’s… that’s called a coma

[mollyjames]

Wow, my magical destiny is about to begin!

[kitsuunix]

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285

[beazure]

duo

[plumknodel]

[howdoichangethis-deactivated202]

shut up im MLM fuck you

[slutty-satan]

IDC about your essential oils

[homunculus-argument]

could be that people are concerned about crashing? since just having a bee in your shirt doesnt have the added risk of “being distracted while operating a zooming box of metal and glass”?

I guess I'm just dumbstruck by the sheer amount of people whose first response to "don't freak out or you will die" situations is to immediately freak out. I guess disaster movies aren't that unrealistic after all.

[xzye-trelefor]

I guess that's one advantage to constant anxiety: if you're freaking out all the time when disaster strikes it's just another day with different challenges.

[homunculus-argument]

Ain't no way that being able to freeze perfectly still and remain calm around bees when you've never been stung by one in your life, and have no idea how much it hurts or whether you're allergic to them, is a damn trauma response. Don't tell me that going "oh shit, system shutdown" in situations where you gotta stay still and stay calm because your life might depend on it isn't just a natural response to have.

[distracteddaintydemon]

Unfortunately buttons for Fight, Flight, and Freeze are awfully close to each other.

And a lot of people in stress slaps over that control panel with both hands flat open.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm a slow fuck shrimp so I default to freeze at every situation because it's the only one I have any shot at succeeding in. I wasn't aware it wasn't a voluntary choice I was making.

[natalieironside]

Oh wait I almost forgot that I'm the true and rightful Queen of England

I declare Count Binface to be thane of Clacton. There, it's declared. I declared it.

[natalieironside]

Even if by some miracle he loses the (now irrelevant) election, being a thane is cooler than being an mp anyways

[ticcytx]

Part two of this , in which all Diana’s expectations to have a romantic confession went to the wind. (again thanks to Pereden for jp help!)

(japanese translation, if you can’t guess: “I love you Diana!” “No! For real! I love you!”)

bonus:

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[mousepal]

This websites like We gotta destroy capitalism We gotta end racism We gotta create Community. And then want to kill you for being loud outside.

[hagiomoto]

This website is a suburb

[elodieunderglass]

Is this a horrible thing with legs or...a horrible thing with fingers? Or just a horrible thing?

That’s cephalopharyngeal, a word which ought to help. Thank you so much for thinking of me!

[belovedbright]

Wouldn’t it be cephalophlangi? Since fingers are phalanges, and pharynx is the throat

[elodieunderglass]

Ooooh yeah, that’s better as an accurate description - but no, it still needs the

🤌 flow

How do we feel about cephalodactyl? And we can use phalanges for “phalangipod.” Cephalodactyl phalangipod. How do we feel about that

[sufficientlylargen]

The Greek prefix for "hand" is "chiro", so perhaps it is a chirocephalic pentapod, or maybe a pentapodactyl cephalochiroid?

[elodieunderglass]

I like “pentapodactyl” tremendously!!! but hate “chiro” in this context, and I don’t know why. Obviously I have no authority to be the arbiter of this but I do feel strongly!!

There’s a gorgeous rhythm to:

Cephalopharyngeal pentapodactyl monstrosity of the alarm

[sufficientlylargen]

@elodieunderglass I'm curious how you pronounce "Cephalopharyngeal" - my instinct is to pronounce the opening as a dactyl, like in "cephalopod", i.e. "SEF-uh-lo", but the scansion of that line feels better to me if it's an amphibrach, i.e. "suh-FAL-lo"

[sufficientlylargen]

The Cephalobrachial Pentapodactylus! Palmate monstrosity of the alarm! The sesquipedalian's best pernoctalian psuedo-mammalian hand without arm!

This maniform, bursiform, digital deep-dweller drifts through the darkest demersal domains, A five-footed fingerling phantasm floating full fathoms afloor from the foam-freckled main!

It hunts with its quick hyponychial cnidocytes fully envenomed and ready to kill! If nocuous toxicants don't cause cessation its rostriform mandibles certainly will!

By ripping and rending, it ruptures its rations with razorlike radulae housed in its jaw; Its great glabrous grub-grippers gather the gobbets to go in its ventropharyngeal maw!

The Cephalobrachial Pentapodactylus seldom comes skyward while it's still alive, But sometimes some singular specimen surfaces, stalking the shore like a deadly high-five,

So if you should witness, in perambulation, gressorial fingertips roaming the sands, I beg you, consider this simple hortation: observe from a distance, and do not shake hands!