Don't mind me

31 / He Him / chronic lurker

[dogpuppy]

[theconcealedweapon]

[kushblazer666]

[sexhaver]

[agave]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[foone]

keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

[timelockedchosen]

what

[foone]

I'm writing some code to detect and analyze keysmashes from flustered transfem submissives, so I've been collecting a small pile of example keysmashes to test against.

I took all the examples and compared how often each key appears, resulting in the above graph

[galileoace]

How do you collect the data?

[foone]

usually I just flirt with transfems until they keysmash for me

[theoldgodsofthemountains]

Let me be very very clear. I want you to surrender your rights to me because it makes your hole tingle and your mouth drool and it's a fun taboo kink we both enjoy. I do not want the government to take your rights because fuck fascism and fuck institutional level bigotry.

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[kabewski]

Flak Arcana assortment of goobers

[kissmycunny]

deep down you're just a needy little thing who deserves a crying orgasm

[controlresonant]

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

[controlresonant]

Taps the sign

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[humanerrers]

x

[humanerrers]

stop spreading despair and nihilism

stop buying into the idea that nonviolent activism is useless, rather than (by far) the most effective form of protest

stop falsely claiming that BLM accomplished nothing and that most citizens “don’t care” when people are murdered by the state

start understanding that most of your neighbors care about your rights, and their own

start noticing that most people are moved by injustice, including against people who look nothing like them

[crafting-and-tea]

Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong

The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.

[crafting-and-tea]

Wed. Jan 28, 2026

Masked, armored, and armed to the teeth, and they're afraid of people blowing whistles at them. link to post

[stele3]

Make them miserable. Make them cry.

[sztupy]

[bish0ps]

[karkadan]

Damned inflation. Used to could get four neck tails for a dollar, but now they only give you the one

[handmadecrybaby]

AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN

FUCK. ICE. FUCK MAGA.

KRISTI NOEM IS A DUMB BITCH

WE ARE UNDERREACTING

[karkadan]

The only acceptable response is to throw every member of this administration in prison for the rest of their miserable lives and completely abolishing DHS. Anything less is cowardice and hoping you'll stop paying attention