You Be Moon Ill Be The Earth

. 21 . ♦ ♥. Lauren . ♍ . ♀ . Mage of Space . Prospit Dreamer Get in losers we're going bloggingBees? Bees.

[r0zeclawz]

SNOOPY NO!! STOP!!!

[reverseteehee]

[another-random-dom-3]

One of the best shows ever made.

Fight me.

[littlepaperforest]

My paper babies 💖✂️✨

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

gm gn

[teryxnoarc]

[amateur]

[everythingfox]

I love noodle 👁👁

(via)

[spongebob-connoisseur]

[im-jaavert-deactivated20130322]

[wafflebloggies]

[oppaiking101]

Gon x Killua x Kurapika x Leorio

[spilling-tea]

honestly ill come back to tumblr for atla

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[insertdisc5]

*sweats*

[toastedbagelbaconjam]

I think about this comic every day

[clumsypuppy]

places this gently on the floor and leaves

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[breakingnewsin-no-oneasked-deac]

Please tell me this is a dog toy

[teaboot]

Correct! That is the Petco™ Leaps & Bounds Chomp and Chew Latex Penguin Dog Toy!

Round Three:

[venisonghost]

Oh that's gotta be a buttplug

[teaboot]

Close enough! That is the Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus Vibrating Silicone Toy.

ROUND FOUR

[catsudeku]

dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! Doc Johnson Optimale Duo Prostate Massager!

FINAL ROUND

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

See, that's either a dog teething toy, or a very bright and novelty cock ring, and I don't know which is worse

[shittysawtraps]

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

[oak23]