[jeeu]

[unclefather]

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

[judgejudyofficial]

Gay

[unclefather]

that’s his snail

[savedgame]

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

[savedgame]

i have been informed this is called "asking someone about their interests" and not a female manipulator tactic like i thought it was

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[mayothompson]

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[starrjoy]

all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[soleilinfini]

mary oliver, staying alive

[stuckinapril]

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

[openingadoor]

[dimpledthings]

everyone is strange, and being passionate is attractive. don’t be afraid to be who you are and enjoy life the way you want to

[cetitan]

It is inner thigh pussy hair poking out the shorts season

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

flesh is such a funny thing to be made offfffffff

[onlinebeast]

Here's a message to all of god's wondrous little creatures... 🖕

[girlnephew]

[stagbeetleboy]

Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.