[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

[drizzledrawings]

Gay people wanted this (me)

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[ninjasmudge]

who the fuck is michael

[cursesandcrows]

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

[panteneprovcommercial]

At this point there could be a video of Doechii and Chappell Roan hitting a man with their car holding hands Thelma & Louise style and I'd still be like "well let's hear them out"

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

[comparativetarot]

The Fool. Art by Roy Huteson-Stewart, from The Tarot Strikes Back.

JOURNEY⭐IDEALISM⭐NEW BEGINNINGS

[kwisatzzhaderach]

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the jedi

[eldritch-ace]

I love Rey as Dinluke’s daughter, so have these

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[hiveswap]

[Explaining something that changed my brain chemistry irrepairably] it sucks complete ass and you ahould never ever engage with it

[cronehoney]

I --

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[superkometa]

Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship

[superkometa]

I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others

[stealingpotatoes]

how many ponchos does cal actually have?

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