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[littlegirlinvisible]

HUDSON WILLIAMS & CONNOR STORRIE For the audio series “EMBER AND ICE,” out December 30 on Quinn.

[bitchass97]

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

[shilyas]

so Boy

[shilyas]

[argillaforma]

i love shane because in some ways he's just so Jock and so Boy like he has zero houseplants (except for maybe a cactus or two) because he doesn't care and he forgets to water them and his house would look like shit without a designer because all his walls would be metros blue and he has to hire someone to tell him what kind of clothes to wear and his favourite thing is Sports but i just know he also doesn't play about his microfiber cleaning cloths and he stores leftovers in glass containers instead of plastic containers because microplastic and you have to use the back entrance on rainy days because he doesn't want mud on his nice floors

[cherrysfortheteddyspicnic]

Ilya Rozanov who is somewhat dreading the mother-son dance at his and Shane’s wedding because he doesn’t have a mother.

Ilya Rozanov who sadly says over his breakfast one morning, ‘it’s okay, Mama will be there in spirit.’ And ‘She would’ve loved you, loved us.’

Ilya Rozanov who watches his now husband sway with his now mother-in-law, taking up the dance floor with so much love it makes his insides paralysed with grief.

Ilya Rozanov who wipes his tears away when they are done, clapping louder than anyone in the room.

Ilya Rozanov who doesn’t except the song to begin again, and for Yuna Hollander to stand in front of him with her open palm.

Ilya Rozanov who holds Yuna with such strength because he has already had one mother taken away from him, he cannot have another, and Yuna Hollander who holds him back just as tight because she knows.

Ilya Rozanov who lets Yuna kiss his cheek, and says, ‘ya lyublyu tebya, mama.’ Into her hair. (I love you, mama)

David Hollander, who tries to record the whole thing but ends up just recording their feet because he’s too busy looking, watching Ilya and Yuna share this tender moment.

Ilya Rozanov who has a family.

Ilya Rozanov who has a mother.

[sabotage-on-mercury]

Rolex invites Shane to the Royal Box at Wimbledon again and this time Shane accepts because Rolex specifically asked if he could bring his husband as well and fuck yes he can and together Ilya and Shane are ready to serve so much cunt. They both get dressed in some sharp, elevated summer suits, Ilya in Versace and Shane in Gucci, the dramatic sunglasses & the bitchiest, judgiest mogging are ON, they mirror each other as they cross their legs; occasionally they're holding hands or sit with Ilya's arm around Shanes waist, they are the epitome of power husbands & this is their playground. Do they have one clue what is going on on the court? Of course not. That doesn't stop them from having a fabulous time showing off each other. They know they steal the limelight looking as devastating as they do, together. Turns out these dreadful PR appointments are actually incredible fun when you have your husband/best friend / soulmate with you and Shane can't imagine how he ever did this without Ilya.

Now picture this, occasionally they whisper into each other's ears, sometimes its just sweet nothigns and sometimes it's some devastating chirps about tennis, and each time a precious smile breaks through, only for each other, but it drives the photographers wild.

(afterwards, Ilya is excited to have the perfect summer with Shane where they fuck their way across europe)

[ilyapasta]

Post-outing and post- honeymoon pre-season Hollanov step out and are photographed for the first time in Ottawa featuring Shane— white t-shirt pre-season muscles bulging gray sweatpants dick outline healthy yes he's wearing his reeboks Mom and Ilya— decked out in TIGht Adidas track pants with the snaps black tank top clinging to that waist with Anya on a bedazzled leash— YES they're holding hands rings glinting in the golden hour YES they have their dog at this outside restaurant seating YES they're going to win this season YES Shane will have dessert and will give the first bite to his husband YES they're dropping a black card in the bill YES they're kissing each other's hands at the table and in a way it's kind of like Diana in her revenge dress except their best revenge is just living their best fucking life TOGETHER

[lilylikeswords]

@heatonice I have no self restraint and too much free time. I apologise...

[sobadbad]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.04

[lyl0]

I'm sure Liam thought this🗣

[lucylehane]

ilya dutifully following cher's advice (insp. @smores100)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[inthisrinkwehollanov]

And as an author, I can write about them getting nasty in any way I want!

*Pressing Shane and Ilya dolls together* NOW KISS, KISS!!

[finny-red]

Canada’s Power Couple

[only-cat-memes]

[shanehollandergirl]

if rozanov fucks you tonight, i'm gonna fuck him back

[lavenderprose]

Like I just knooooow people are tired of them. Everyone knows without being told that they are having freak sex CONSTANTLY and that they are so in love about it. Like how does it feel to be together for twelve years married for one and you are STILL knocking the walls down every night. Everyone said it HAS to stop at some point and they are WRONG. Second season on the Cens Shane is still coming in routinely with bite marks on the BACK OF HIS SHOULDER and there is only one mathematical explanation for how they got there. Like ohhhh my name is Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov and the only thing I do is win Stanley Cups and have hot freaky athletic people sex with a man who would kill and die for me and I make MILLIONS OF MONEYS while doing it. I know people hate them.