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yournonbinarypal

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

rexalogy

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

ladyofthebookcase

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

atalana

hello self proclaimed multishipper on tumblr. let's play a game. in front of you is an aro person venting understandable frustration about how 99% of fanworks and fan discussions in every single fandom always center around romance, regardless of whether or not the character in question would realistically want to date anyone. your challenge is to okay and you've already started calling op a violent anti. well the crusher machine-

octolingmabel

i'm a big fan of this post so i'm collecting all my favorite tags. lots of them mention Project Hail Mary since that's the big current topic/discourse. take this as an example of how a lot (not all of course) of aspec people feel about fandom and shipping culture right now.

hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

pocketss

distressing things to say to your friends

arturer

whenever i see a cishet male tf fan being a shithead about something i go reread the ruined forever twiki article bc it never fails to make me laugh

arturer

also the tf timeline

kermitlemon

moonshynecybin

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

moonshynecybin

devilishdescent

kalichnikov

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

scavengerofcool

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

kalichnikov

Shut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut up

the-quasar-hero

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

mayhamster

Holy fuck

ayy-junipei

There isn't even a Smoke/Reader/Stack in the top 10...

viralfrog

dragongirlsweetie

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

auroroboros1

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

dragongirlsweetie

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

frog43

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

naamahdarling

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

luxiethefool

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

vulvalini

orbitingrook

what-even-is-thiss

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

what-even-is-thiss

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

what-even-is-thiss

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

what-even-is-thiss

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.