A smile meant for one.

I am call'd plain Kate, and bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst; but Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom, Kate of Kate Hall, my super dainty Kate, for dainites are all cates...

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[kanejbrekkdown]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of march, 2013.

[tangerinespf40]

When is Biden going to do something about these dishes

[thecollectibles]

Spellbound Felines Series by Sam Hogg

[everythingfox]

“After a recent move into our first house, she’s finally found her new favorite spot!”

(Source)

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[cipheramnesia]

Don't apologize for greatness.

[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

[metaru-lee]

I’ll never forget the change in Gaara’s facial expression  when Lee drops his weights, for the first time ever he looked like he feared for his life

[sonypraystation]

Imagine the first feeling of pain in your life coming from a pile of sentient sand drilling a tattoo on your forehead and the second one from a wizard who cant use magic drop kicking the FUCK out of you

[gffa]

My phone keeps correcting clone to clown whenever I type so when I rant about the clown wars it takes me a minute or two to remember that the Republic definitely didn’t employ a bunch of killer clowns. However people get big mad because this fandom refuses to laugh at the Jedi. It’s sad.

Honestly, The Clone Wars might have been more internally consistent if it had been a bunch of clowns fighting each other, at least that would explain some of the logic gaps. 😂

[gffa]

Imagine this playing in The Clown Wars, I beg you.

[arsuf]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons  ▪  45/?

[sesshomoru]

i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy

[taxfrauddotcom]

i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy... u can read it here

[ddxcrow]

I just need to clear this up, that's a legitimate link & not a rickroll. I was expecting to get rickrolled & then out loud yelled "what the fuck" because it's a real link to a real australian psychology publication about specifically naruto & therapy

[whitecollargirlfriend]

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[phantomrose96]

hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???

log back out bestie its not worth it

[dwarf-scum]

Me, trying to figure out whether this is a new post or not:

[mashallah]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[utopians]

what was discord thinking with the logo + name redesign it looks so grim 😭

[utopians]

baby what did they do to you...

[alienbearz]

Hi, Discord’s graphic design team here! We are in the early stages of a promotional concept that is commonly known as ‘simplification’. This is a process where the logo is slowly made more iconic and instantly recognizable to our target audience! Here’s a sneak peek at what we have in store for our next update!