an incomplete list of things my avpd says i’m not allowed to do:
laugh at something on tv before someone else laughs at it first
say the answers to jeopardy questions out loud when i know them
visibly react to getting hurt
sing or scream at full volume, even while alone
fall asleep in the car when no one else is sleeping
cook while other people are home
ask someone if they’re okay or try to figure out what might help them
express affection to my immediate family or say anything sincere to them
blush (which does happen to come with the territory of being embarrassed 24/7)
fart, burp, or hiccup audibly
sneeze or sniff too many times
“look cold” when it’s cold out
raise my arms if there might be any kind of sweat stains on my shirt
“act horny” while actively making out with or having sex with my boyfriend
reply to someone when i’m not 100% sure what they said
ask someone to repeat themselves when i didn’t hear them
break a rule i’ve been told to follow
follow a rule everybody else is breaking
smile at, greet, or even just look at someone i know when i see them
suggest a restaurant to go to or a movie to watch
talk about liking something without knowing the general public perception of it
form my own political/social opinions and stick to them when people disagree
retweet something that hasn’t already been retweeted by someone i follow
say anything in a group chat or server
or, in other words, literally just exist as a human being and live my life at all. i’m so fucking tired.