the man, the myth, the maverick

pokemon by tjesje.tumblr.com

[wispstalk]

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

[erumelde]

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[verodoodles]

Sky Dancer

Painted wood burning

8.5 x 12 inches

Shop — Vero.Doodles

[unsung-idiot]

searching for John

close up ↓

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[holespoles]

"Shimmering night" by Inaslind.

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[wet-biscuit-mcglee]

the maltese burger but in high quality this time. happy pride month