If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked
Just sleep
There’s no fucking way that works
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor

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If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked
Just sleep
There’s no fucking way that works
They're understanding everything
"Welcome to the Forest" 20 Mobile Icon Pack
Hey this is Mossy! I am happy to announce that the first icon pack is UP!
You will find 20 forest-themed icons made by me on Clip Studio Paint in this pack.
A cozy forest-themed pack of 20 hand-illustrated icons for iOS and Android, created in Clip Studio Paint. A gentle introduction to MossyUI.
I hope you like it! 🫶✨
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Hey this is Mossy! An icon pack artist and user interface designer who creates cozy doodles for your phones. <3
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unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too
painting of my cat
"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye
Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit
Computer programmers are perpetually famished
Hilary Duff loves a good rain moment! Roommates (2026) A Cinderella Story (2004) Come Clean (2004)
PLEASE REBLOG/LIKE TO HELP STRAY ANIMALS! Low funds!
Hey. Please pay attention to this post. I remind you that I feed stray animals. I do it every day and in any weather. They are waiting for me, they are waiting for food, I cannot betray them like other people have done.
It's winter outside now: there's snow, sometimes freezing rain, and it's very cold. The forecast is for frosts down to -20C. Imagine, how animals that don't have a home, survive. They are having a hard time right now. To survive, they need the warmth and energy, that comes with food.
These animals are abandoned and forgotten by most people. Most just walk by. I ask for your help: homeless cats and dogs require support. Btw, a like or a reblog is also a help. Please help the animals survive the winter.
Please, reblog, like or donate if you can:
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Thank you very much to those, who care and help.💗
p.s. We also met several dogs with small puppies, they are a little scared for now and don't come close, but they are already coming to eat🐶
Hey. We have very few hours of electricity again, so I'll add pics quickly. It's also very cold -15C, and it can be lower, up to -20C. So I ask you to like, reblog or donate. Stray animals are suffering a lot right now, they need food. Thank you.
I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.
To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it.
I need to sit down and breathe into a bag for a while.
Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral. It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.
The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.
I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.
I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.
I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.
I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.
I saw thousands of lights.
ok so it turns out “horror but it’s about something mundane from the perspective of a non-human animal” fucks severely
Does this make octodad a monsterfucker or???
“apothecary diaries is a romance” “apothecary diaries is a court drama” wrong. jinshi’s apothecary diaries is a first love romance and maomao’s is a workplace drama. her biggest problem is being fired via execution and his is falling behind on work worrying she’s taking the wrong man home
never change, maomao
not in the mood to finish anything rn so here is some jinmao
Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*
Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED
On account of the gender transition
On account of the gender transition