[moodstabilizers]

This may seem like a wild concept but you’re allowed to be angry about what happened to you and you’re under no obligation to forgive anyone

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[chubby-robot]

when ur friend is venting to u and u get angry on their behalf

[flockdynamics]

YOU GUYS I FINALLY DID IT, I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO OF THIS BIG DUMB DOOFUS PRETENDING THAT HE IS ALSO EATING AN ALMOND BECAUSE HIS LADY LOVE HAS ONE AND HE DOESNT WANT TO BE LEFT OUT

POOR CINNAMON ROLL! I love you but this is not a productive use of time!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afrofaery-deactivated20171205]

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

[shadowcat]

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

[activityenjoyer]

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

[camsfarts-deactivated20150121]

shout out to being naked

[zanimez]

do yourself a favor and watch gayle

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

[4444555666777888999]

I’m the girl crying

[westernyouths]

Oh my fucking god

[westernlariat]

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

[armorgan66]

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

[westernlariat]

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

[averagefairy]

i haven’t been able to forget this guy’s look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving

[worrdless]

Demitri Martin once said,

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, “That is cool.” But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, “That is not cool.” Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.””

and you know what? spot on.

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[lizthecrab]

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

[lizthecrab]

The two genders: fight or flight

[wallflowerwaitlist]

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

[lizzibennet]

i’m sorry she failed to do what now

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

how does ABBA have so many bangers

[janeplease]

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

[everythingfox]

holy shit

[oisinslament-deactivated2025020]

This cat’s name is Stuart and at least part of the time during this acrobatics act the cat was shouting at the dog, “Look what I can do, look what I can do.”

[ampervadasz]

Potyakaja

[corgisandboobs]

The lorgest boi.

[alternativeblkgal]

SON WHAT THE FUCK

[thatidomagirl]

^^^^

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

This is a literal sea lion