the illuminate

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[depsidase]

[marisatomay]

Today being the anniversary of everything shutting down from Covid no wonder the vibe has been atrocious the body is announcing the score it has kept

[cryptotheism]

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

[cryptotheism]

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

[cryptotheism]

Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."

[cryptotheism]

It's so funny when even the most jaded haterly mfers on this website quietly nod and go "You're right. I do think Bowser is a present father figure to his kids."

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[they-bite]

not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[iamnotlanuk]

Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe

Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.

they should make this a legal requirement everywhere

[the-real-seebs]

yeah, screens are a fucking disaster for safety. i think a lot of non-drivers don't realize how much of car safety comes from the fact that you NEVER EVER need to be looking at a component to control it. You are looking at the fucking road. You might glance at a display to see its state, but once you've done that, you manipulate controls by touch without looking at them, because otherwise you are not looking at the fucking road and that is how you get killed.

[marisatomay]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[marisatomay]

Just received my first “wow this is a really good AI rendering” accusation over this post. Going to need to take the rest of the day to recover from this.

[thesituation]

NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

[herlockshlomes]

James Webb Space Telescope detects 1st evidence of carbon on Jupiter's icy moon Europa

The discovery made using NASA's powerful space telescope brings scientists a step closer to determining if the salty water oceans of Europa

[casual-mitosis-collective-deact]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!

[gun-witch-deactivated20250818]

For those confused, this combined with liquid water being there makes this the strongest evidence of alien life to date.

These are conditions shockingly similar to earth.

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

[lifewithchronicpain]

For anyone wondering, the reason Europa (as well as Saturn's Enceladus) is warm enough to have oceans is because of the tidal friction from the large gas giant right next to it. (Also why Io is constantly erupting, it's so close to Jupiter it can't stop) Any life on these moons could resemble the life we have in geothermal vents and sunless depths of our own ocean.

[clockworkthenightbard]

YOOOOOOOOO

[simplyspider]

Liftoff! NASA’s Europa Clipper Sails Toward Ocean Moon of Jupiter

The massive spacecraft heads for Europa to search for signs of whether the ocean thought to exist beneath the moon’s icy shell could support

IT LAUNCHED MONDAY

[homunculus-argument]

It's actually wild how boomers will go "back in my day there were no safeguards on anything and we all had an awesome childhood and turned out Just Fine" and in the 1950s their own parents would just do shit like "yeah we had twins but one of them drowned when they were five so the doctor recommended us to just tell the other one that she never had a sister and that she only imagined it" and casually admit to that decades later like that's completely ok.

[marisatomay]

Just saw a Wicked part 1 movie product tie-in for green mac & cheese and it’s weird that they keep trying to make foods of a different color happen and I guess it could work in some cases but they have to stop trying to make foods green that are not normally green. Heinz figured this out in the early aughts. People reject differently colored foods psychologically and they especially reject green because mold is green. When a food that you know normally isn’t green is green your hind brain kicks in and blares alarms that you’re going to get sick if you eat that.

[marisatomay]

Like most people who loved One Direction and grew up with them I have a lot of complicated feelings about 1D generally and Liam Payne specifically but truly fuck TMZ for publishing those pictures just ghoulish behavior

[marisatomay]

So idk what your media markets are like but are you guys who don’t live in swing states aware of just how unending and horrific the right wing disinformation campaigns have been about every single issue in the election

[mini-wrants]

[marisatomay]

Oh good! We’re all in hell