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WHO LOBOTOMIZED MY CAT????

#cat #black cat #fuck freud #live laugh lobotomy #caturday #catblr #fun fact she’s a lesbian and also homophobic #she loves boobs and has pulled down my pride flag #pls help

I forgo I had a tumblr

#fuck freud #polite cat #cat #black cat

SQUEEEEEMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #squeem

asteroidtroglodyte

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

asteroidtroglodyte

You pass peer review

stage-of-pi

There a two wolves in all of us. One is filming Make Some Noise at 10 am pacific time and the other is filming Dimension 20 at 3 am in a wear house.

lost-on-the-highway

One of my favourite things about being ace is that my existence as a person is a living middle finger to Freud

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

flowerbleedme

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

lastoneout

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

lastoneout

POV: You have a Minecraft server

lastoneout

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

chickiefoo

the babs figured out the ramp :)

valtsv

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

valtsv

til death or some guy do us part

randomgooberness

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

randomgooberness

Be NICE TO ME

randomgooberness

😟

randomgooberness

I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

randomgooberness

…

…no…

But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

randomgooberness

marinkin

:) here's the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king

theshitpostcalligrapher

YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE

clowniconography

aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

clowniconography

hey guys. whats happening on my post

tmoblrina

[Image description: There are five images, all screenshots of tags and replies on this post. The first is tags in all caps that read, "prev tags?! are you okay?" The second image is the prev tags mentioned, and reads, "me watching two hours worth of cars 3 interviews with brian fee so i can find a concrete source for lightning mcqueens age. btw on that note there's canonically a 20 year age gap between mcqueen and mater. in the first movie mcqueen is 29 and mater is 49. stan materfred its less problematic." The third image is tags in response to the previous image that read, "prev what. what. mater is. 49?? he's what?? he. was older than my dad when i first watched the movie? what??" The fourth image is tags in response again, and it reads, "prev in the credits of cars 2 we see maters passport including his DOB. his birthday is the same as john lasseters. 12 jan 1957. as i write this in 2022 john lasseter is 65. thus. mater is a gilf." The fifth image is a reply that reads, "mater is a gilf." End description]

shrewdbunny-art

[Image ID: It is a wojak meme, showing a man, who has the Wojak face, standing in the corner of a party, while smiling couples dance around him. Above the Couples' heads text reads, "Mater's 49????" And "Gilf Mater." Above the Wojak man's head, Text reads, "They don't know Materfred is the ship name for Mater and Manfred Von Karma" END ID]

biandanxious18

[Image ID: A screenshot of a google search of "Manfred Von Karma", showing he's a white haired kinda "has fun being evil" looking man, the first result being his Ace Attorney wiki page. Hes a prosecutor. END ID]

what.

danwithouttheplan

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.