lorien legacies characters as messages ive gotten/sent in my dms or snapchat
one- “dang, your eyebrows are almost as thin as my patience”
two- “i spend more time with my fictional friends than with my real friends…”
three- “what do you have against socks and sandals??? they’re great???”
four/john- “i just left school for an eye appointment and once i was gone a fire started,, wild af but you literally cannot blame me I WASNT THERE”
five- “i hope all your hopes, dreams, and aspirations go up in flames”
six- “i get that people can have opinions and all, but like… no. not that one. no one can have that one”
seven/marina- “ *in a happy tone* everything’s going terribly !! worst case scenario !! please help me !!”
eight- “if it’s not on a plate, it can wait”
nine- “ *punches you and runs away* yeah you’re probably right”
ten/ella- “iM aN inNoCeNt pUriTy riNg wEarInG cHiLd!!1!!!1!”
sam- “is there a form i need to fill out to be abducted by aliens? cuz sign me up”
sarah- “just please, be nice!! they don’t understand your mean humor yet”
mark- “WOAH! hey there, i’m sorry i slipped. and slid into your dms. love me.”
adam- “im sorry, since when are you relevant?”
malcolm- “i went to school longer than you’ve been alive, yet i still have no clue what im doing”
lexa- “is that,,,, /gay/ i sense?”
adelina- “they need some holy water to quench their thirst”
henri- “screw anyone who says otherwise. wait…wait no, let’s not be encouraging sex here”
crayton- “anyone who brings hell to you will be beat down to tartarus by me”
sandor- “if i don’t get some alcohol of some sort im NOT going to be able to get thru midterms without killing someone (which may or may not include myself)”