Two Churros in the Bathroom

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[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[i-am-a-fish]

it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan

[dogpuppy]

[catchymemes]

[raisinchallah]

funniest title drop ever

[fandom-r]

sliding scale of classic video game rivalries

[pastelm00n-deactivated20190326]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[deepwang27]

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[rvllybllply2014]

I have no words

[ekjohnston]

Me neither (until the soy sauce, when I yelled "FOR FUCKS SAKE" again).

[swan2swan]

Until the what

[helloitsbees]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[theblackparadeisdead]

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

[edgar-allan-possum]

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Gotta do everything myself around here.

[misssgender]

let's all smile and make completely sound & rational decisions starting... now

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it