Khalil

Hi this blog is a mess where I just post random things. He/Him. Ace.

[konoko]

[85-rend]

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[harleyqquinn]

[drawsaurus]

this is a kids’ movie about threesomes

[jumpingjacktrash]

writers: so it’s about these two dudes and they’re married

studio: no gay stuff!

writers: ummm ok we added a girl

studio: and took out the gay stuff?

writers: it’s not gay if it’s a 3-way

studio: acceptable

[antique-scarecrow]

I’m completely ready to accept this as fact

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[twosecondsm8]

[theotheristhedoctor]

Schollols encouraging anyone clever to go into STEM subjects be like

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[wingscanspeak]

You guys won’t fucking believe what @hollymim got me for Christmas.

[tiredmess]

y’all I CANNOT

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[kohl-yis]

she

she just

she just did that

[zbgf]

Visit Original Link

[browsedankmemes]

Dr lovestein has been everywhere recently via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NfaMmP

[jaredandjensen]

Season 13 Gag Reel

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Goat to Self

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[kitty]

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[just-shower-thoughts]

2040 is as close as 1996

[heychessikuh]

You are not welcome in my home u may now see your way out goodbye

[quotefeeling]

I refuse to live a life of regret. I refuse to hope things will get better in the future when I have complete control over making them the best possible right here and now. We have one life—and none of us knows how long our life will be or what will become of it. The possibilities are truly infinite.

Connor Franta, A Work in Progress

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