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we're not kids anymore.

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@keeveehart
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someone give him a grammy
This is fantastic and so confusing. So many songs I had a strong recognization for, and then some lines I had none. I really wanted to sing more than one of each. Wild.
from the notes (thank you to @ yetanotherplayer): Where is the Love Mashup Our Song â Taylor Swift, Angel â Shaggy, Whatever You Like â T.I., Chicken Fried â Zac Brown Band, Love the Way You Lie â Eminem, Feathered Indians â Tyler Childers (yikes), Hey Ya â Outkast, How You Remind Me â Nickelback, Ocean Avenue â Yellowcard, Tubthumping â Chumbawhumba, Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) â Wyclef Jean, Itâs a Great Day to be Alive â Travis Tritt, Irreplaceable â Beyo, Iâll Name the Dogs â Blake Shelton, BBQ Stain â Tim McGraw, Shape of You â Ed Sheeran, Self Conscious â Kanye West, Country Grammar (Hot Shit) â Nelly, Youâre Beautiful â James Blunt, Soul Sister â Train, Every Morning â Sugar Ray, Just A Friend â Biz Markie, Welcome to the Black Parade â My Chemical Romance, Iâm Like a Bird â Nelly Furtado, Crazy Bitch â Buckcherry, I Wanna Talk About Me â Toby Keith, Changes â Tupac , Bad Day â Daniel Powter, Scars â Papa Roach.
the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"
I wouldnât say he âdidnât careâ more like he was burnt out
He played the role since he was a child and now is in his what 30s? 40s?
He knew there was never any real danger with Megamind in charge so decided to pursue something thatâs a passion and doesnât come naturally easy to him
but it was still a dick move
(via @uwugenides )
One of the things that always jumped out to me about this reveal is that it implies that Metro Man was also the very first person to recognize that MegaMind wasnât really evil. He knew his nemesis wouldnât actually hurt anyone if he won, he knew that this universally reviled pariah never really had any more choice than he did.
The rest of Metro City treats MegaMind like a real, sincere, serious threat once heâs unopposed, and it takes them a while to learn otherwise. But Metro Man? Heâs not surprised to see him and Roxanne working together, he doesnât act like thereâs any kind of threat beyond his cover being blown. He wastes no time in coming clean once the catâs out of the bag. Heâs been working with this guy all his life. Besides his own mental health, I get the impression that he also recognized that this would be good for MegaMind too.
I just really love how in a superhero pastiche that asks âIs the villain really so bad, and the hero really so good?â the answer is âno, but thatâs okayâ. Itâs okay that Metro Man isnât a paragon. Itâs okay that he has to take care of himself. Itâs okay for him to step down and live his own life. It wouldnât be okay for him to leave people in danger, but itâs pretty clear he knew he wasnât doing that.
And it carries to the end. MegaMind becomes the cityâs new protector, but itâs clear that heâs still got some issues to work through, and heâs getting help working through them. Heâs got a support network, heâs willing to put in the effort, but heâs not the shining paragon Metro Man was believed to be. And he doesnât NEED to be that paragon. Heâs still good. Heâs still protecting people. And heâs not alone in it.
God, thereâs just so many shitty âSuperheroes would have character flaws too, and thatâs why theyâd actually suckâ deconstructions floating around, itâs nice to see a story that acknowledges that no one can live up to that kind of role, but thatâs okay!
megamind once again proving to be the best modern superhero movie
new to tumblr?
found yourself getting blocked for seemingly no reason?
does your profile look like this:
you're getting blocked because people think you're a bot
do yourself a favour and change your profile images to literally anything except the defaults. give your blog a name, give yourself a bio even if it simply says "new, figuring this out" or something. please, just do ANYTHING that shows everyone you're a human. then you wont get blocked anymore and you'll have a lot more fun here!
oh and while we're here, another hot tip: reblog things. likes do nothing here, there's no algorithm
okay happy tumblring tumblrinos, tumblrinas and tumblrinehs!
i think the post may be exploding bc someone pointed out that new users can't change their profile pic until they follow at least 3 ppl...???
IF that is the case, regardless if you are or are not following at least 3 ppl, that shouldn't stop you from making a post, like bee said, that says "new here, still figuring everything out!" we don't WANT to block actual ppl who are trying to get into tumblr and figure out how this site works, we just want to block bots.
funny tree
And ANOTHA attack on @keeveehart and their character Shege!
PLUS I DID SOME COMMISSIONS. A pfp for the lovely @flimbingod and a fullbody character design for @keeveehart
I â¤ď¸ self-loathing characters, characters who struggle with monstrosity (either fearing or embracing it), characters who are so lonely, who have a gaping hole in their chest, who bottle up & repress their feelings, who claw their way up & have ambitions, who fall down & lose everything, who search for identity & purpose yet canât see themselves outside of what others want from or expect of them, who are hurt & hurt others, who long & grieve, who lie & pretend. characters who are messy & flawed & human
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone Iâm not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
HowâŚdareâŚ
I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this
My mouth legitimately just dropped openâŚ.
I didnât ask for this
came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif.Â
I'm begging you to turn the sound on
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
â¨ď¸GOLDEN.......â¨ď¸
Mouse đ
Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.
I had the wonderful experience of seeing this video for the first time today, and I was so hopeful when there were two springs back to back that there would be more springs, and with each additional spring my joy increased exponentially
ITâS NOT âPEEKEDâ MY INTEREST
OR âPEAKEDâ
BUT PIQUED
âPIQUED MY INTERESTâ
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOTÂ âPHASEDâ. YOU AREÂ âFAZED.â
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU AREÂ âWEARYâ. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU AREÂ âWARYâ.
ALL IN âDUEâ TIME, NOT âDOâ TIME
âPER SEâ NOT âPER SAYâ
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but oneâs mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - ITâS A DUMPLING THATâS ALL IT IS ITâS A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOTÂ âBALLâ YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCKâS SAKE, ITâS NOT âSIKEâ; ITâS âPSYCHâ. AS IN âI PSYCHED YOU OUTâ; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASNâT TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
ITâS âMIGHT AS WELLâ. âMIND AS WELLâ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM âSLYâ) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
ITâS âSLEIGHT OF HANDâ.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
canât = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Me thinking that this is childâs play and that I know it all already:
Me realising there are some things I didnât already know:
TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER
TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
Trick for telling whether to use âmeâ or âiâ
Drop the other subject(s) and if the sentence makes sense, youâre using the right one.
Examples:
Incorrect- Arthur and me are going to the mall//me am going to the mall -no
Correct- Arthur and i are going to the mall//i am going to the mall
Incorrect- they brought presents for Henry and i//they brought presents for i -no
Correct- they brought presents for Henry and me//they brought presents for me
Rogue - a scoundrel or disreputable person
Rouge - a kind of makeup
IT IS A TENET OF YOUR RELIGION
IT IS NOT A TENANT OF YOUR RELIGION
Vicious- mean
Viscous- sticky
Conscious- awake, mindful
Conscience- Jiminy Cricket
Sorcerers normally can't really eat meat, but Loon grew up in a place that didn't know this at first, so she developed more of a resistance to eating meat and enjoys it on occasion.
Esper did not.
Loon @keeveehart
Esper @gabedut
sending this woman to the beach that makes you old
@keeveehart
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
Itâs years before anyone explains it to him.
People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.
The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. Thatâs a word, itâs his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, theyâre putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.
Itâs fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.
Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.
Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).
And he decides heâs honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.
The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.Â
Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.Â
And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.Â
Thereâs no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.Â
YES ITâS BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST
For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.
Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying âYou appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the âbean-bag-chair,â we can discuss the source of your distress.â
A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldnât get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.
Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldnât get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that theyâd have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.
Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids heâd helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.
And heâd probably remember them too. âWelcome back, Eliza.â
ââŚHarm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so logically happiness must slow it downâŚâ
Will reblog every time it crosses my dash đđž
Oh, this is delightful â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸