Jules of Nature
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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trying on a metaphor
roma★
shark vs the universe
@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
Cosimo Galluzzi
titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
if i look back, i am lost
Kaledo Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@kellyspn
died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think
died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
truly the language of love
Happy International Dog Day! Here is Scamp with all of the dog siblings he knew: Blaze the Collie, Rory the Dachshund, Maple the Leonberger and Rufus the Golden Retriever!
LYNDA JEAN WHAT DID YOU DO
I just think they're neat.
OMG this is perfect. I am currently feeding my neighbours three black cats (I can’t tell them apart) and this greets me twice a day.
Look. This isn't about policy, or anything, but the thing that makes me like Walz the most right now is that he will stop a speech mid-sentence and call for a medic if he sees someone staggering in the heat, then thank the people nearby the ailing person for looking after their neighbor.
It's happened twice, and he just brings things to a halt until he knows the person is okay and being looked after.
He's actually looking at the people in the crowd. Not past them, not through them, not counting bodies so he can brag about the size of his... crowd. He notices when people aren't doing okay, and he stops what he's doing to call for help.
It's such basic fucking human decency, and it's been a while since I've seen someone in politics be so reflexively decent that it really shook me (complimentary) the first time I saw it.
טים וואלז איז א מענטש.
Honestly, this underscores something that really strikes me about Walz as a VP pick:
He appears to be a decent human being.
Some of it is almost certainly the DNC’s propaganda machine highlighting electorate-friendly aspects of his past (he was a schoolteacher! he helped low-income kids get food! he likes hunting and fishing!) but the fact that the current Republican candidates, masters of name-calling and mud-dragging, haven’t been able to pin anything worse on him than “Tampon Tim” (because he *gasp* signed legislation mandating that menstrual products be made available in school bathrooms) really speaks volumes. As does the outpouring of people, many of whom are lifelong politicians from both sides of the aisle, standing up to vouch for his character.
What’s more, it’s not something the campaign has to highlight, because it’s clearly so internalized he doesn’t even think about it.
And on the one hand, it seems like such a low bar? But on the other…while I don’t know if this was an intentional move, it’s frankly genius strategy. Populism has been on the rise globally for years, and the Republican ticket is doing their best to take advantage by stoking the dark side of crowd mentality: fear, anger, suspicion, resentment. Which only serves to highlight the brighter side that Walz is inadvertently representing: fundamental human respect and care.
In a very real way, the Democratic ticket this year has morphed into a personification of the infamous rebuke that halted a similar era of suspicion and division: “Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?”
tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok
the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"
"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"
I KID YOU NOT
This will never not be funny to me.
Peer reviewed tags by @dark-whimsy
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
They did in fact change it to the Hippopottoman
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
He’s wholesome, so why wouldn’t I share this with people?
In any case. I’ll be very happy to give space to this jolly, big hearted chap 😊😊😊😊
things to do on your period! - commit murder - kill people - general violence - take up villainy as a job - catch up on journaling - spill blood. (not yours)
it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.
God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins
that last comment is one of those things that'll wind up on a graphically designed poster and people will wonder who said it, was it shakespeare, was it martin luther, was it euripedes, but alas no, it was tumblr user @villainessbian on a post about blind dogs
