Fly into the night sweet prince

“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it"

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[ultrafacts]

Source More Facts

[foxfairy5]

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

[bryarly]

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

[ultrafacts]

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

[prokopetz]

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

[nekoama]

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

[roguetelemetry]

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

[ninety6tears]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[softwhorecore-deactivated201812]

Marry him

[kilowave]

[ryandevon]

BRUH 💀💀

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

Kangaskhan are always female

[midnight-revolucion]

High femme and butch lesbian power couple

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[cockopedia]

This made my whole damn day

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

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[snapgif]

Happy Hedgehog gets a massage

[darkersolstice]

I think I’m adulting incorrectly.

I couldn’t remember if I washed the grapes before putting them in a bowl, and I was too lazy to wash them all and re-bowl them, so I’m eating them with a cup of water beside me, dunking each one kinda like a raccoon.

[wearewarpriest]

No, creative problem solving, avoiding energy barriers and mental blocks that would have prevented you from enjoying a healthy snack.

You are adulting just fine, dear friend.

[we-are-eldritch-knight]

Completely correct adulting. When you can’t remember if you adulted, have an adaptive solution

[volcainist]

[aw1998monsters]

[chafedaddy-blog]

[godisablckwoman-deactivated2019]

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

[27-tater-tots]