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Aquarius for 26 years Always up to talk about videogames! He/him

[ir-dr]

Day 3839 - 8 July 2026

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Only available on my ACGGOODS Store! They're fat and a pain to transport lol, but there will be a tiny batch available this weekend at Smash.

.//projectTiGER

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[the-blogging-ogre]

gotta stick to what works #ogrestyle

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[omegaversereloaded]

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

[nianeyna]

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[sakura-fraust]

Guess I should share this here too, but I've moved!!!

While getting all my shit set up has been a gradual process, I have my PC all set up and good to go again! Except, this house has no bloody ethernet connection and the router is in the fucking garage

So, if I wanna stream again (esp for Pride month and my streamer anniversary), I'm gonna need a mesh system so I can get a wired connection!

I have one up on my Throne to crowdfund and it's already 2/3's the way there if anyone wants to help a lesbian out <3

You can check it out right here!!! <- Link to my Throne

Thank you to anyone who contributes <3

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[citrusmillie]

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

[halondrus]

pornhub.com/search/redemption

pornhub.com/search/forgiveness

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[weaselle]

i believe you will find that not only is clown event possible, clown event has been happening for a decade already

[thunderglade]

mantra you are so cool