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@kemuritohai
there's a character in my book called sam, and when i wrote the last draft i hadn't seen game changer. now i have seen all of game changer i cannot write/edit sentences that include the words 'sam says' without thinking about game changer. it is very distracting. send help
i can't name any of my characters sam bc of supernatural
Ways to make everyone instantly uncomfortable: If someone casually mentions some apparently commonly known fact that you hadn't heard of before, you can always say "oh, that's a real thing? I thought that it was just a porn trope."
My friend had no idea the southern hemisphere had opposite seasons until I told him (we are both adults)
I think I would’ve died on the spot if this had been his response.
I imagine there's been at least two christmas-themed New Zealand porn films featuring sex on the beach, but the implication that there'd be enough to make up their own genre, and have it be someone's favourite genre to the point that they assume that the circumstances are just a porn trope, would have killed me on the spot also.
Cause of Death: finding out your friend is so into such a hyperspecific brand of NZ porn they believed the axial tilt of our planet was made up for said porn.
It's probably too long to go on a tombstone, but I'd say least make sure it got into the obituary.
Make the text on the tombstone get smaller and smaller every row like the person carving it realised halfway through that they're running out of space but still decided to keep going.
Why do you guys think tombstones have cause of death on them?
Wait, they don't? Is that just a porn trope?
imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing
are you lost little boy
This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
the love scene
from saw (2004)
What if wr kissed …in the saw bathroom..?
I started thinking about how fun it would be to play with the idea of two characters from completely different cultures bonding and getting along quite well, but due to their different backgrounds they have completely different ideas of what their dynamic with each other is. Like they are friends, but their ideas of the nature of their friendship are practically opposite from each other.
And the example idea that occurred to me was having one character who considers themselves the dominant one, who looks at the other one and thinks "this is my loyal companion, who has served me well and whom I can trust with my life. Though they are sometimes stubborn, and will refuse to obey if they cannot see the logic behind my desicions, I consider them more a friend than mere attendant."
And the other one considers themselves the one in charge, and looks at the other one like "this is my idiot friend, whom I clothe and feed because they can't be trusted to take care of themselves. They are charming in their own way, and I like this idiot too much to leave them to fend for themselves and very likely die."
And then I realised that's just the dynamic of having a cat.
Guy-Manuel is a whole mood during that interview 😂 x
I've never seen the full version of this!! Awesome.
Also yes, Guy-Man is an absolute mood and a unit.
Reblog if you still buy CD's.
"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god
sometimes i feel ive got to
run away
More favourite numerical memes:
Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)
