Mr. Olive Man Faerie Flower Prince And Chill

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[topsecretumbreonage]

Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889

Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and Disappointment

[doomy]

kicked in head by horse

[lexxelace-blog]

ok what the hell is female disease?

[errorschacha]

This highly scientific two-step word search predicts what you’re getting for Christmas with astounding accuracy.

[oolongearlgrey]

“harp rat” 

???

[mad-rabbit-tempest]

demon bordgame I think of Ciel Phantomhive

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Grotesque Angst

Yeah probably

[trixieone]

Succulent poltergeist. Sigh. This is sadly possible.

[thetreeswestofhere]

Chanting Cannon

Sweet!  Didn’t even know they made those. 

*lights fuse* ……. BOOM! OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM.

[da-at-ass]

CHERUB

GASTROPOD

<3

[oceanwitch]

mild rock that actually sounds possible tbh

[babisaur]

“nut angst” well…

[karatails-deactivated20180110]

Silver hoverboard???

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

ancient surgery

[chocochupacabra]

colossal spoon. perfect.

[greedyshitbird]

incendiary lubricant.

….Nooooooo?????

[initiala]

Catholic vampirism ??????????????

[escape-radio]

jockwave trebuchet

[slightlyintimidating]

Mystifying Disappointment.

[onlyblackgirl]

Sharp Paperwork??????

[kence-blog]

demon sweater vest???

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

are you a ghost or alien person? are you a sunny or rainy day person? are you a cake or pie person?

[chamsas1-deactivated20160809]

are you a mango or pineapple person… are you a rose or lavender person… are you a bubble baths or hot showers person

[eldestwand-deactivated20170517]

Hufflepuff is staying up all night giggling with friends. It’s the sleepy “I love you” at the end of a five hour phone call. It’s a significant other running their fingers through your hair during a Sunday picnic. It’s finding a baby bird with a broken wing and nursing it back to health. It’s smiling at a stranger on the subway. Hufflepuff is picking flowers off of trees and tying them into your friend’s hair. Its wiping the sweat from your forehead after a long day’s work. It’s freshly baked bread and golden sunlight flooding through the windows. Hufflepuff is loving food way too much and crying with friends and loving until it hurts.

Gryffindor is laughing so loudly that strangers stare at you. It’s playing truth or dare at three in the morning. It’s running around like crazy people with your lover. It’s catching fireflies on a warm summer night. It’s complimenting a stranger’s crazy hair color and feeling so good when they smile. Gryffindor is hurling toilet paper over someone’s yard then laughing so hard it hurts. It’s standing up to a childhood bully. It’s unhealthy amounts of candy and fiery red sunsets. Gryffindor is being an adrenaline junkie and trying to do what’s right and getting back up after being knocked down .

Ravenclaw is 3am conversations about the meaning of life. It’s having a small close knit circle of friends who would die for each other. It’s longing to touch your lover’s soul. It’s googling pictures of llamas in tuxedos when you actually got online for a research paper. It’s feeling an instant bond with a stranger who’s wearing a band or tv show t-shirt. It’s being quirky and not caring. Ravenclaw is drinking coffee at 11pm. It’s effortlessly acing classes that you’re interested in. It’s dusty sheet music and a starry night sky. Ravenclaw is being obsessed with a certain book or show and pouring your soul into your work and expressing yourself creatively.

Slytherin is being willing to kill for the people you love. It’s having 3am gossip sessions with your best friend. It’s staring into your significant other’s eyes and instantly knowing what they’re thinking. It’s daydreaming about what the future holds. It’s always having a twinkle in your eye because you’re always one step ahead. It’s the thrill you get when you’re playing strategic board games. Slytherin is putting up walls because you feel things so deeply. It’s people being attracted to your mysterious vibe. It’s a waterfall in the middle of nowhere and an ambitious dream. Slytherin is being a natural leader and being successful and loving so much more than you let on.

[almondarcade]

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

Me.

[honeyproducer-blog]

Feed Me The Pain Salt

[sci-universe]

Well, this is definitely the most fun I’ve had while making a post.

Inspired by this one from capnphaggit. Images & copyrights: Trifid Nebula (M20) by Marcus Davies, The Cat’s Eye Nebula and Star-forming region Sharpless 2-106 by NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA). Please don’t remove the credits.

[portlandplantwitch-blog]

do it!

[s-r-f]

Makes the universe look like an organ, a beating heart

[macleod]

Absolutely beautiful. 

[lnthefade]

[kence-blog]

me @ me: please dont embarass yourself any more

also me: WHO DARES ME TO YELL, "I'D SUCK OFF THE KOOL-AID MAN" ILL DO IT FOR FREE

[kence-blog]

character:*is a selfish asshole. piece of shit and accepts it. is corrupted and evil. does terrible things despite having some light in them, but refuses to change. loves the darkness*

other character: *too good for this world. wants to help people and be kind. filled with light. compassionate. amazing. pure.*

me: ok. but like

me: what if they dated?

[beeshrektestinthemall]

[kence-blog]

i fucking hate myself

[hcwlinwclf-deactivated20160723]

From now on anon hate will ONLY be accepted in essay format.

Requirements:

MINIMUM of 500 words

Proper citation - anything uncited will be deemed plagiarism, and result  will in an automatic 0.

Please use APA or Chicago style citation. Do not even think of using MLA, this is not high school.

Wikipedia is not a source.

Please check for proper spelling and grammar. Any more than 5 mistakes will result in failure. 

Turn in your hate on time (within one hour of a post you hated being made - anything after the hour will be ignored and deleted)

Rewrites and/or makeups are not permitted, this is a one time shot. If you have any questions please visit me during my office hours, which are listed on the syllabus.

[kimbasprite]

I put way too much time into this. I calculated the most common pokemon types(Water 124 -> Normal 97, etc.) as well as most common birth dates(averaged each day over the 12 months), and most common first name initials in order to put this together. So, the more common your birth day and first initial, the more common your pokemon types!

I also mixed in some blanks in the secondary types to be more realistic, as well as took out a lot of the super uncommon letters to give people a better chance of being dual typed, because that’s more fun! There is a pretty likely chance you’ll get a typing that doesn’t currently exist in pokemon, and that’s fine! I wanted this to be somewhat vague, and up to personal interpretation. If you get a non existing type combo, you can be creative and try to come up with what pokemon you’d actually be! :) Anyway, I hope people enjoy this since I put so much effort into it to make it “accurate”. haha

[bravelittletiger]

Ice/Fighting

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[the-night-writer1]

it only took 3 minutes

[sodapops-station]

Ok does this really work–

[blueberrysansfangirl]

//I’m so confused…

[soritakeru-deactivated20200116]

I’m going to try it and see if it works or not

[tiredjeff01]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[tiredjeff01]

what.

WHAT.

[ask-rainbow-medic]

Oh?

[ask-rainbow-medic]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

what the fuck

ded

[ask-brwn-snipebro-blog]

((this better be real yo))

[ask-brwn-snipebro-blog]

((sHIT FUCKIN WORKED YO DA HELL))

[ask-pnk-pybro]

//reblogging to see if this is a joke or not

[ask-pnk-pybro]

//r00d, some people get skittle butt and I get da hate… but shieeeet it worked :00

[crowbluscout-deactivated2019112]

//da fuck!

[frontierjustineer-blog]

should i be scared

[ninsdm-deactivated20210513]

This better….

[everlasting-queen]

I REBBLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT I GOT NOTHINGG PLS I NEED FRIENDS

[ninsdm-deactivated20210513]

OH SHIT IT’S REAL!

[superboy-aesthetic-blog]

Okay but is this really real?

[pomeranian2]

[cryingsweatybaby]

[taahko]

you: so whats it like having chronic anxiety

me, bouncing my leg at the speed of sound: I Have Not Sat Still In Three Years