kill me

omg no ahaha don't actually kill me it was just a joke ahahah

[yellow-g0ache]

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

[thorninspaceandtime]

If I had wings I'd use them to shelter you from the rain. By the way

[yokowan]

i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

[notbecauseofvictories]

#if you were abandoned by god's own angels then homebrew is fine (@kaikamahine)

[infectiouspiss]

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

[kerfufflestarter]

It sure is November 5th. Isn't it

[celinethefeline]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection

[goblingirlmode]

This is kinda the same just slightly to the left

[hatersmad]

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[striatoncitytoilet]

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

liar.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[heywriters]

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

[strawberrykapricorn]

Calling google ‘googie’ is such a power move imo

[heywriters]

Tis indeed! Thank you for this addition. Here are some photo examples of the Googie style.

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

IT HAS A PROPER NAME?!

[geardrops]

posts that provide surprise knowledge, balancing out posts that provide net zero knowledge gained, what a rich ecosystem we live in

[zoesupreme]

this is unedited. this is the original audio.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

I do that too with some guys but ours dont glow red

[godtuber]

Mine does

[pipshinwhatever]

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[pipshinwhatever]

nobody fucking appreciates me

[phrenic-a]

I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.

[naamahdarling]

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: actctacatagaactatttactagatcagaatatagttagtttacaaTaataaattgaacttactactacaataaacttagttactaattttactaatgtattattacggtCttcactttcaaaactactatatatatatagcgacatacattacttatattgactagagattgtacttctttacttataactacttgatgttgactttt

Closest match: Sphaerochaetaceae bacterium isolate 5e6036d3-3158-4e40-a849-1948fc913240 genome assembly, chromosome 1

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[i-am-a-fish]

hey. I just got back from cute people town. everyone there knew you

[scp-threats-is-back]

Yeah they kicked me out years ago

[i-am-a-fish]

by god, I hold hope that one day the depressed twinks of this website will learn to love themselves. and by god I'll never stop trying

[byjove]

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

id go to like, an olive garden

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a at? a t t t t t t a T ’ t g at g t t. t g t ac t t tg at a a tat cat ca tg. c a ca ac t a. a t a cag tat ac t at. g t a tt t t act ’ g tag at a cat a. ct a a t t t a. g g a. aag. acct. a t a gt a t t t a t. Tat gt a t t. tt at. t a t aa a t t a. t a cg. a. t t t ag a t . a t t . T t ta a aa. t t t t ca, tgt. g t , a ga

Closest match: Dryobotodes eremita genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Brindled Green

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[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

Context: This is a grocery store in the town of Black Mountain, NC, which was devastated by Hurricane Helene. The police will not let anyone in to get food or clean water or even baby formula and diapers, not even if they have cash to pay. This is being framed as "stopping looters". This is apparently the best thing the cops have to do with their time, during a widespread emergency.

The store has no power - the food will rot anyway.

[probablyasocialecologist]

More info:

North Carolina Cops Accused of Barricading Grocery Store after Hurricane, Refusing to Sell Baby Formula and Diapers

In the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, Black Mountain residents were shocked to find police barricading a grocery store and refusing to sell

[toolusingmammalgirl]

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?