Kerm

Stress me I'll cry I dare u to Current things I'm so normal about: Iron lung (i will be annoying about it) bloodborne mouthwashing silent hill f phasmophobia genshin (unfortunately) My starsign is a mystery and my moonpresence meneacing

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'Haha are the enemies getting easier or am i just getting better' i say as i get viscerally beaten, stomped on and laughed at 2sec into the new area

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iron lung finally released on youtube which means u can get back on track wih being unsufferable again

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Theres something to be said about liking a game for a decade and going from hehe the art is cool pew pew to oh wow that sure has some interesting themes to watching ALL the analysis videos about it and realizing just how great this shit really is

[amiya-shirou]

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

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After realizing that I can just summon alfred(???) the blood starved beast was actually rather...easy???

[targetedknowledge]

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finally found the good ending

[calochortus]

Ants on doughnut by Rowan Peter

[hot-cicada-milf-summer]

There better not be beasts all over the shop when I get there

[fey445]

Ants in my backyard

[sturgeon-general]

[salmonisafish2]

People who can lift like double their weight are awesome, fuck yeah! Love ants

[kermitsbutton]

Whats worse

being stuck at blood starved beast

or your wife saying you when ur hungry upon hearing the beasts poisoned scream

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love completely giving up just before a new point in life starts where i can completely start over and be a new person perfectly good at living and existing it totally works guys i swear

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When you get the boss down to 0.0005hp finding him its a 3000% chance that youll need 50 more attempts, all where you get them down to half hp at best

thats just how it goes i dont make the rules

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Bloodborne is all nice and cool till you're shaking like a leaf bc that boss killed you on its last 0.5hp

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fonding a fluffy 5+1 fic : heh

you're on the vomiting tag: huh

[ashetbh]

i need a device that lets me communicate with ants. not to control them. not for science. i just think they’re onto something and i want to know what it is.

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