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"Gentlemen, behold!"

[lakemojave]

REPOST THIS SHAMBLER INSTANTLY

[callmemaybe127]

[donalddraperdatacomplex]

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[crabdominalpain]

Brachiosaurus Monster that evolved in the deep dark caves, all its bones are cartilage and every part of it is prehensile to fit in crevices.

it climbs along walls, and is quite as a mouse.

[crabdominalpain]

Despite everything, its still-

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shyflops]

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

[westiec]

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

[fishingcatz]

My beetles keep stacking on each other and NO they aren’t fucking

[sandsvendor100]

True Comraderie Between Men Who Are Normal

The Bond Between Two Strong Men... Unbeetlable

[tendie-defender]

[fishingcatz]

My beetles keep stacking on each other and NO they aren’t fucking

[sandsvendor100]

True Comraderie Between Men Who Are Normal

The Bond Between Two Strong Men... Unbeetlable

[tendie-defender]

[ephxmera-a]

You feel like shit: An interactive self-care guide

“This is meant to be an interactive flow chart for people who struggle with self care, executive dysfunction, and/or who have trouble reading internal signals. It’s designed to take as much of the weight off of you as possible, so each decision is very easy and doesn’t require much judgment.”

I hope this might help some of you struggling lovelies out there!

[howilearnedtocope]

This is kind of a choose your own adventure style prompt. It will ask you a simple question and then give you advice based on what option you select. I like the fact it asks only one question at a time, so it’s not cluttered, and they use a large, readable font with simple language. This is perfect for days when I have a really bad flare of symptoms from my TBI. 

[miss-nj-writes]

Just remembered this exists and it helped me into a better place tonight. Reblogging for anyone else who might need it

[cryptotheism]

Okay, so reptilian aliens are linked to antisemitism.

Then what awful thing are grey aliens linked to?

Actually they're fine tbh. In most UFO lore the Greys are just kinda biomachines. They're like meat versions of the opportunity rover.

[bat-in-the-machine]

Apart from every technology developed by brown people being credited to aliens instead, you mean.

[cryptotheism]

Nah, the ancient aliens people don't credit shit to the Greys. Those types are all about the Pleidian Light Council, the Nordics, or the UFO version of the Anunaki. The greys are just greys.

The Ancient Aliens people always have some sort of complicated enlightened Space White People they attribute the pyramids to. The greys are far more common in abduction stories.

[bogleech]

History channel basically just used grey alien imagery in some of their "ancient alien" junk just because it looks cooler

[ketusbetus]

It's a simple progression and it's fun.

[sandmandaddy69]

Johfra Bosschart

[bogleech]

Well well well looks like the gang's all....wait hold on

Oh whew okay yeah the gang's all here!!!

[trulyunwaveringphase]

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

[amgianfar]

Y'know the trivia fact about the "Your tongue knows exactly how everything you look at will feel"?

i think it's the same with Skeletor.

That dude's voice was the one. One of the rare moments when the eye became like a tongue imagining how a shoe feels like.

everything clicked and people's brains were like "yes :) ".

[bynine]

alopecia venonat

[bynine]

i feel dysphoria, not because i want to be a man or woman, but some sort of goblin creature. does that make sense

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[stainedglasssqurriel]

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.