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[ketzel]

EDIT: i got hacked and my sideblogs got deleted ; will make new accounts

EDIT 2: sideblogs created

@ketzzzel is my art dump blog

[robinminustherichard]

This year is my 15th AO3 Anniversary! How long have you been on AO3? (hint: the day you joined is in your Profile)

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

13-14

15+ Years

Remaining time: 6 hours 10 minutes

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[knitmeapony]

Listen, I don't have a lot of internet bragging rights but I'll take my low-four-digit userID.

[livingasaghost]

it should be studied how you start feeling bad and it never crosses your mind that it could be period pains like every single month for decades you’re just like huh! why do i feel bad for no reason every 28 days????

[livingasaghost]

it should be studied how you start feeling bad and it never crosses your mind that it could be period pains like every single month for decades you’re just like huh! why do i feel bad for no reason every 28 days????

[archibaldtuttle]

Forever baffled by the fact that Tim Burton is still thought of as a defender of oddness. He treats monsters as things to be gawked at, to be drawn and imagined, then put away in a safe little box. He doesn't love monsters, he loves freak shows.

[flagellant]

"Tim Burton is a defender of oddness!" Tim Burton can't stand the idea of not treating fat people as carnival freak shows who are usually some flavor of cruel, disgusting, and/or just flat-out evil. He thinks he loves monsters so long as the monsters are coded as conventionally attractive skinny white people.

[dee-the-red-witch]

"But just look at his aesthe-" NO. Look at the ending of every fucking one of his movies. The odd protagonist has a return to normalcy. Every time. Every fucking time. Burton's a surbub boy and deserves his entire aesthetic being stolen by every mallgoth and new indie filmmaker that can steal a camera and write better.

[lakemojave]

He's also like really racist

[faireladypenumbra]

There is something that has always bothered me about Nightmare Before Christmas (aside from the fact that is a children's movie where the plot is 'midlife crisis of adult man') and it is its maintenance of status quo. There is a read of the film where Jack's curiosity and interest in Christmas (his oddness) is punished and put back in its proper place.

Growing up with Burton was fun, but I'm glad we have culturally outgrown his storytelling and direction.

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[pirateprincessjess]

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

[pirateprincessjess]

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

[fiendir]

[miyunnnaise]

i wouldnt lie to you

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[freepaleatine955]

They lied to you when they said the genocide had stopped.

With the push of a button, the occupation wipes out entire residential squares, displacing thousands of families into the unknown on harsh displacement journeys that lack the most basic necessities of life. They want to destroy the present and the future, and make Gaza unlivable in full view of the silent world. Do not close your eyes to the horror of what we are experiencing, and do not tire of writing about us.

[freepaleatine955]

The bottom line is that everyone who has the ability to act or influence and then chooses silence bears a share of the responsibility as long as the genocide continues. Every spectator of hunger is a partner in its bitterness until bread reaches the mouths of the hungry, a partner in thirst until the throats of children are quenched, a partner in displacement until people return to their homes, a partner in pain until wounds are healed, and a partner in nights of terror until the dawn of safety comes... In times of massacres, neutrality does not grant innocence. Silence does not provide salvation; Because remaining silent about the crime prolongs its life and gives it space to continue.

[freepaleatine955]

My family still needs you, and every donation makes a difference in securing their lives. Donate here for us.

[freepaleatine955]

🔹16 martyrs in the Gaza Strip since this morning and more than 60 injuries

[freepaleatine955]

There is no longer a ceasefire, nor even violations of the agreement in the Gaza Strip. War is our habit, and massacres, heavy shelling, and shelling are our habit. Since the morning, the bombing has not been limited to just five. Seven citizens were martyred in the Israeli bombing that targeted a funeral for the martyrs who rose this morning. In the morning, the Nazi army called on the people in the eastern neighborhoods of Deir al-Balah to fly planes and move west, coinciding with the advance of tanks in several areas of the Gaza Strip. The extermination group returns to society, and crimes become more widespread and aggressive.

[tettybetty]

Mahmoud has reached 50% of his goal, but he hasn’t received any donations in nineteen hours! Please help him and his family by sharing and donating if you can!

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

[powerburial]

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

[awkwardlyvanilla]

[falloutgayaf]

[enki2]

[thebdelliumlady]

For anyone wondering, the PhD student's name is Myra Cheng.

Here's a link to an article about the study from the Stanford Report: link.

[chapscher]

Across three preregistered studies, participants interacting with sycophantic AI became more convinced of their own rightness and less willing to repair relationships. Yet at the same time, participants rated sycophantic AI models as higher quality, more trustworthy, and more desirable for future use, which may explain why this behavior has persisted despite its harmful impacts.

Myra Cheng et al. "Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence." Science 391, eaec8352 (2026).

[ketzel]

el niño hitting our asses rn

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

every day i’m like i should reduce my screentime today i should take a little break from tumblr and then 5 minutes later it’s like weeellllll….. surely just one little image wouldn’t hurt……. 🤦‍♀️