Whatever Works

“I’m trying to elevate small-talk to medium-talk.”

[sovietnam]

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[cabbageheadgames]

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[roshi-the-master-hand]

[southernstoner420]

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

[woodmeat]

she from chicago

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[demilypyro]

Placeable AOE effect

[thedman0310]

Do they know?

[sunshinetheinspiration]

Context:

[pastelm00n-deactivated20190326]

[dogpuppy]

[teziel]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[wizardarchetypes]

my friend is obsessed with Sheetz gas station food but they don't have Sheetz where she lives. She's coming to visit me today and this text is the only sign-of-life or ETA she's provided on her entire 8 hour drive

[flowergirlmiwa]

this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[gorps]

[ruinedchildhood]

[parksandrex]

Are you feelin’ it now Mr.Krabs?

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.