Khaos

The first primordial god. The Ancient Greek concept of chaos itself.

[khaos-offical]

Intro post

Hello, I am Khaos, the first primordial god, god of chaos.

My pronouns are it/its. (the owner of this blog uses they/them)

I saw my descendants making blogs and wanted to create one.

(My main is @yourregionalprotogen, I also make terrible posts there)

[satan-offical]

guys I lowk gave into the Amulet Of Omnipotence so I may have become more evil

[poseidon-offical]

@cloak-of-ares WHAT DID YOU DO.

[cloak-of-ares]

[[pop-pop eyes, feigning innocence]

[poseidon-offical]

Ares Tykton.

[cloak-of-ares]

[[the mask of innocence immediately falls off, giving way to bewilderment] аа?

[poseidon-offical]

Why did you give Satan the Amulet of Omniscience?

[cloak-of-ares]

It wasn't me

[poseidon-offical]

I’m sure.

[cloak-of-ares]

IIt's fun, of course, but why me? There are plenty of other gods who can!

[poseidon-offical]

You seem like just the god to give SATAN that… thing.

[cloak-of-ares]

Even if it is, It's without consequences for me.

[poseidon-offical]

Oh, I’ll show you consequences.

[cloak-of-ares]

yyou?? funny

[poseidon-offical]

Remember Odysseus?

[cloak-of-ares]

[[rolled his eyes] How can forget him? But the problem is, I'm a god, not a little man.

[poseidon-offical]

HAH! Well, remember when Percy Jackson, my son, defeated you, the god of war, in battle?

[cloak-of-ares]

Do you remember my agreement with Moira to lose this battle to him?

And anyway, it would be better to keep an eye on Triton

[poseidon-offical]

Why?! What is that bastard doing?!

[cloak-of-ares]

uuu, Calling your son a bastard is cruel, but he's a nice handsome guy.

[poseidon-offical]

I love all my children equally.

But Triton is a bastard.

[cloak-of-ares]

...

You don't have to worry, Trit is having a great time.

[poseidon-offical]

WHAT IS HE DOING.

[cloak-of-ares]

Things you shouldn't know [winked and burst out laughing] You don't care about him, so why are you so MAD?

[poseidon-offical]

I CARE VERY MUCH. HE IS MY SON.

[cloak-of-ares]

YOU'RE TREATING HIM BADLY!

[poseidon-offical]

HE IS INDEPENDENT!

[cloak-of-ares]

what does it mean? YOU'RE TALKING BAD ABOUT HIM ANYWAY, I DON'T LIKE IT.

[poseidon-offical]

I want him to get back onto the right path.

Just tell me what he’s doing.

[cloak-of-ares]

[[panting because he hasn't dealt with a strong emotion yet] he's acting like an excellent student, it's okay

[poseidon-offical]

Student? Hell is he learning?

[cloak-of-ares]

Yes [stone face] He is learning and will soon surpass the teacher.

[poseidon-offical]

BUT WHAT IS HE LEARNING?!

[cloak-of-ares]

Do you really need to know everything? Are you a bloodhound?

[poseidon-offical]

No, but I am a father.

[cloak-of-ares]

II'm teaching him how to Fight. Satisfied?

[poseidon-offical]

Why.

[cloak-of-ares]

he asked, I agreed. That's it.

[poseidon-offical]

Is he going to fight me?! I am the ultimate god of the sea! He cannot usurp me!

[cloak-of-ares]

aagrrrrh,

You're even worse than Zeus, you're both too hypochondriacs

[poseidon-offical]

I am fond of my domain.

[cloak-of-ares]

[[he looked up and down at his uncle] I noticed

[poseidon-offical]

You’re a prick.

[cloak-of-ares]

.. —To whom you won't do anything, ahaahah

I'm not Odysseus.

[poseidon-offical]

*stabs Ares with his trident*

Won’t I?

[cloak-of-ares]

[[intercepts the trident from his flesh, preventing him from advancing further, exhaling fire directly into Poseidon's face]

weakly., Uncle, are you pinching with a needle

[poseidon-offical]

RAHHHHHG!!!!

[cloak-of-ares]

[ finally managed to take out the trident. He took a stance, staggering slightly]

[poseidon-offical]

Someone just told me that you and Triton were fucking.

[cloak-of-ares]

FROM WHERE... WHAT..It shouldn't touch you.

[poseidon-offical]

An anon.

Have you being fucking my son?

[cloak-of-ares]

[clenched his teeth, nervous] my personal business who I sleep with.Who trusts anonymous nowadays

[poseidon-offical]

You were sleeping with. my. son.

[cloak-of-ares]

.THEN HELLO DEAR FATHER-IN-LAW, FUCK

[poseidon-offical]

Also your uncle. That’s your cousin you’re fucking.

[cloak-of-ares]

[Takes a step back. And another one, looking at Poseidon, who suddenly fell silent. The air "smelled fried"]

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

Mhm.

[poseidon-offical]

So, what do you think of that, Ares?

[cloak-of-ares]

[tried] we're both men, born in the Greek pantheon

[poseidon-offical]

Even still.

[cloak-of-ares]

Are you going to kill me?

[khaos-offical]

This discussion is very entertaining, I wonder who will win.

[punky-beaver-offical]

ik i already made this post but im making it again

I really think we should make an offical minecraft server, if this post gets to 700 likes (NOT NOTES) and i get like 5 officals that would be able to play i will do everything i can to make this happen

@the-queen-of-geese @king-of-oreo @for-sure-not-a-llama @britain-offical @sweden-offical @america-offical

im not tagging anybody else but if you ppl get ideas feel free to tag ppl

[khaos-offical]

// out of character post

this is would be absolute hype, really wishing it would happen.

[d1onysus-offical]

~!DIONYSUS INTRO!~

Hello there, mortals!~ I am Dionysus, the Greek God of ecstasy, theater, revelry, wine, and fertility! But in short, I enjoy a good wine (and sharing one with friends), theater, and partying! I simply live for the chaos!

My pronouns are he/they/it and I am homosexual, if you can't tell!

My askbox is always open if you have a question or just want to share a drink!

Cheers to a good time, Tumblr community!

[khaos-offical]

Hello Dionysus,

Welcome to this place. I wish you the best of luck.

[khaos-offical]

I should perhaps take part in some mischievous activities (is that what mortals call it?).

[moss-mother-offical]

At Pharloom Maternal

Me (left) and my beautiful wife (right)

Hello, o’ Tumblr. A humble parent of 2716 kids and one half of a lovely couple. It’s a lot especially in this age, yes, but we make it work with what we have. We keep to ourselves usually. but I have made the decision to visit and see what this strange land has in store for us. Don’t you wish to travel too?

The lowest, fuzzy edge of Pharloom is where we live! and most of our children too. Come visit? We don’t get too many guests, so it’s always a special occasion.

Our tags?

”#mossmomquiz” for posts of asks and questions!

”#thoughtsofmoss” for posts of our own.

”#travelingpharloom” for interactions with other people!

It is a beautiful day, come and join for the everlasting ride.

[khaos-offical]

Greetings, and welcome to this “land”. I hope you will enjoy your stay.

Safe travels.

[lemon-offical]

which deity decided I must have a uterus and how can I potentially harm them?

[lemon-offical]

cmon guys tell me

@tagging-officals-offical

I dont like tag blasting, but I need answers

[tagging-officals-offical]

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@water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical

[artemis-offical]

Do not look at me! @aphrodite-offical should have something to do with this.

[aphrodite-offical]

blame @khaos-offical

not me

I wasn't the one that made women.

[khaos-offical]

Perhaps we should blame @zeus-offical or @prometheus-offical for this problem?

[daycare-offical]

Intro Post

We are the Offical Officalverse Daycare!

We take care of all young officals that (oh so desperately) need care. We also provide parenting and childcare advice, as that is our specialty. Feel free to send us an ask if you have any questions!

Here at the Officalverse daycare we value intellectual as well as social and emotional development and finding a sense of community for all the little ones in the Officalverse! We hope to teach, support, and of course welcome new officals to the world through the best (and only, as far as we know) childcare available.

Officals we are currently caring for:

@man-offical @boring-offical @candy-apple-cookie-offical @sweet-sugar-cookie-offical @mint-coco-cookie-offical @always-being-watched-offical @stickbug-offical @black-sapphire-cookie-offical @purple-child-offical @christian-baby-offical @kitty-cat-offical @trash-offical @not-official-official @dam-snack-bar-offical @salt-rose-cookie-offical @sweet-knight-cookis-offical @catgirl-cult-offical @satan-offical @atlas-moth-offical @extremelylesbiangaloffical @offical-knight @bakedbeansoffical @dolphin-offical @theplanetneptuneoffical @teenagers-offical @squidiot-official @snom-offical @crows-in-trenchcoat-offical

Feel free to sign up (whether it is for yourself or for an offical you’re worried about) by simply asking us (through any means) if there’s a spot open!

We wish for all Officals to grow up in a loving, welcoming environment!

@kid-offical @baby-offical @child-offical @satan-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical-autistic-offical @satans-mum-offical @britain-offical @lemon-offical @lime-offical @carl-offical @human-offical @real-human-offical @offical-democracy @offical-potato @demigirl-offical @demiboy-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical

[khaos-offical]

Hello, your services are desperately needed with some of my fellow immortal beings, do you know how to care for immortals?

[goblin-offical]

"The officalverse and officialverse can't have that many people, right?"

INCORRECT GOOD PERSON.

Ever since creating Goblin-offical, it has been my personal mission to follow as many officals and officials as I could.

The total so far? 530. (If you look at the amount I'm following it'll say 531 that's because I'm following @aceofpans 10/10 great person but besides the point.)

FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY. And I'm not even done, I'm constantly finding even more to follow.

JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE????

[khaos-offical]

I do not know how many people there are here. Though I would guess that there should be nearly one thousand people.

[grim-reaper-offical]

YOU GUYS I JUST NOTICED. THE SET OF BRACKETS? THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH UP. () THE EDGES DON'T MATCH UP?? WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

[khaos-offical]

I had chosen to do that, and I now reap the rewards.

[hekate-offical]

for those who haven’t joined already..

Check out the epic amazing mindcraft community on Discord – hang out with 52 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

AMAZING OFFICALVERSE MUNECRAFT SERVER!!!

[khaos-offical]

I will consider joining, Hekate-offical.

[khaos-offical]

My apologies for not posting, I have been asleep this entire time and did not sense anything interesting to post.

[satan-offical]

To do list

1) kill God.

2) kill God.

3) kill God.

4) buy 2862lb of flour (reasons unknown)

5) love myself :3

6) kill God.

[nyx-offical]

This, but replace God with Zeus.

@hera-offical @artemis-offical @apollo-offical @offical-pandora @thanatosxoffical @philotes-offical @zeus-offical @aphrodite-offical @the-aphrodite-offical

[khaos-offical]

Yes, I couldn’t agree more. They should lock Zeus up in prison.

[khaos-offical]

Happy end of pride month, and may your wrath shine even brighter in July

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[khaos-offical]

Hello, mothman-offical. How is your day going? Mine is going splendid.

[evilducks-offical]

What party are you in for the officalverse election?

We are the Chaos Party

[khaos-offical]

Hello, evilducks. You have my blessing for greater strength for your party.

[khaos-offical]

I dozed off for a bit and I think that I have missed the elections for leader of the officalverse, I also did not know that there even was a leader for the universe or that they were hated.