game over.

sup, i'm keyo/kai. i'm black queer and too tired to write a bio apparently.

[ki-te]

i got my main back so moving back to @fl-ux 

[guerrillatech]

[funnytwittertweets]

[wizardsexmachine]

POPEYE?!?!??

[wizardsexmachine]

[memecucker]

[oops-all-birbs]

Let's not forget this gem

[sch-uwu-lchen]

wake up babe new gender just dropped (amphibious)

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

so that's why nonbinary people keep posting about frogs

[serosfan]

So I’ve just started taking ADHD meds to help and even on a low dose right now things are a lot better. So I have something to say.

ALL THIS TIME TASKS WERE EASY FOR NEUROTYPICALS?! I’m sorry?! I spend all the time feeling INFERIOR and like absolute garbage because people could do tasks better than me and it turns out its because for them it’s EASY?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[roach-works]

the most common and least mentioned side effect of being properly medicated is OUTRAGE

[daoli]

半夜的叉燒雞

[yookikiku]

Ultimate Madoka

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[ashberrrry]

I am 1% human and 99% tired

[luminarai]

*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom

[runcibility]

[queeranarchism]

someone with more time than me please make a ‘thank you for your service - not you’ meme with all kinds of workers boots except the not you is cop boots and combat boots. 

[heavensenthale]

like this?

[queeranarchism]

YES. I like that you also included some fancy boots that a woman might wear to an office. It would be so easy to hypermasculinize all the other worker boots and I like that you didn’t. Really intrigued by what that person in a tree is doing....

[what-even-is-thiss]

Robbing rich peoples stagecoaches and redistributing the wealth to the peasants

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw, to cis people unfamiliar with this kind of thing:

If you accidentally deadname someone, handle it the same way you would if you'd accidentally called someone your dog's name. Just a quick and casual "ah fuck sorry, that's not your name" will do, this kind of shit happens and names are all registered in the same part of the brain.

You wouldn't write someone a whole e-mail essay about how you feel and how you'd never actually mistake them for a dog. People understand, there's no need to make it weird.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Limmy cuts overwatch cold turkey: a saga

[dragonforsale]

The four wizard genders are evil, dramatic, gay, and hubris

[herallalong]

the urge to bite someone cuz you love them

[thuriweaver]

[kotortwo]

personality quiz: in ur head do u refer to yourself as i, you, or we

[zekedms]

Okay i can’t be the only one who does both depending on circumstances right?

“Hell yeah i nailed that recipe” - credit for success is given to self

“Well, we fucked that one up” - blame for failure is shared among organs, cells, and unconscious collections of neural processes

I’m my own terrible boss