There's a squirtle in my soup

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! I'm just a guy that likes to stream on Twitch on occasion, play video games and try new things!!!

[peachylokii]

We’re on our way!

[adjustedoddsratio]

hey guys, god is dead

[sixthrock]

you fool… that IS god

[name-subjct-to-change]

@kiaavatar333

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[kiaavatar333]

@me-owzers lol me but not really

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[kiaavatar333]

@me-owzers this cat has more than me

[itsagifnotagif]

This is one of the first memes of 2017 and I so support this

[kiaavatar333]

@me-owzers

[passivites]

*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*

[young-replica]

Who wants to shave around my asshole?

[young-replica]

Why yall gotta be cowards?

[young-replica]

Who wants to shave around my asshole?

[young-replica]

Why yall gotta be cowards?

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[me-owzers]

@kiaavatar333

[tastefullyoffensive]

Love this. (via Brovegna)

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@kiaavatar333

[ahfistinggloryartholes-blog]

The greatest video I have ever found on the internet oh my god.

[fozby]

time to feed my babies

[powerwank]

omg

[me-owzers]

@kiaavatar333 @opticbeefy

[isisaacdead]

What’s In the Box?1?!

Well, technically it’s a case, but “What’s in the case?” doesn’t have the same ring. The image above should be relatively self-explanatory, but I’ll go through it step-by-step anyway.

What you’re seeing above are all the goodies included in the launch edition of The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ for Nintendo Switch.

For $39.99 USD you get the following:

- The lovely physical game card and fancy Nintendo Switch game case - A REVERSIBLE alternate front cover - A high-quality, glossy official sticker set featuring some fan favorite characters One of the important things I want to mention (because I don’t want anyone to be sad later) is that THESE ITEMS WILL NOT BE INCLUDED in subsequent runs. This is launch edition-only stuff right here. If you plan on buying The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ for Nintendo Switch, you should probably pre-order or do your best to get it at launch (I highly recommend the latter). I don’t know how long supplies of this stuff will last at retail (probably not very long).

So, don’t be an egg… pre-order yours right now!

Moving on. There’s a new update coming up with more bugfixes. Hopefully, by now, it’s easy enough for even Northernlion to get past the Basement.

Also, keep those mods coming.

[kiaavatar333]

@me-owzers

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[tastefullyoffensive]

To fetch the stick, you must first become the stick.

[me-owzers]

@kiaavatar333

[marisatomay]

galactic meme culture in star wars

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

[marisatomay]

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

[theforcevevo]

Dicks out for han solo

[hashtagloveloses]

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

[marisatomay]

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

[modwyr]

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

[hashtagloveloses]

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

[hashtagloveloses]

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine

[marisatomay]

[hashtagloveloses]

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

[hashtagloveloses]

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

[hashtagloveloses]

[marisatomay]

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

[binarysunset-deactivated2019010]

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

[gokissthewookie]

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

[jedimasteramell]

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

[women-inthe-sequel]

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

[marisatomay]

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

[patrickat]

You wouldn’t download a Death Star.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

what’s better than this, guys being bounty hunters 

[ahsoka]

Hello dark side my old friend

[calamitaswrath]

@fabledtactician

[kiaavatar333]

@name-subjct-to-change

[shelgon]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Switch boxart, Master Edition revealed

[zelda-tunes]

MOVE REGGIE I CAN SEE MIYAMOTO PLAYING ZELDA BACK THERE YOU CAN’T HIDE NOTHING

HOLY SHIT IT’S BIG

THERE’S A LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA AND IT CALLS ME

OH SHIT HE’S LOOKIN AT ZELDA

ZELLLLDAAA OH MY GOD

um okay not the best time to bathe Zelda

NO DON’T CRY WHO DID THIS TO YOU I WILL FUCK THEM UP

…………..no thanks

GUESS WHO’S BACK AN BETTER THAN EVER

DIAGNOSIS: SHIT THERE GOES MY MONEY

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

i dont know what this meme is but i like it

bonus

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@kiaavatar333 @name-subjct-to-change